Airbaby Babble

[noindoorvoice]

Mun! Mun! It's weird that you're so upset about this one. Nothing bad happened, right? Right? It's just going to be all exciting magical adventures with everybody at the Temple from now on! Korra and Mako can have their love bloom into sunbeams, and Meelo can be near Asami, and we can see all the good stuff without having to wait for Korra to tell us! She never says all the really good parts anyway.

Do you think Asami will let me drive her Satomobile? Do you think Daddy will let me drive the Satomobile? Bolin isn't as tall as I thought so I see why Korra isn't going out with him now. He's still super cute though, but not as cute as Pabu. Do you think Pabu will sleep in my room if I feed him? Do you think he'd like an AirScooter? Do you think fire ferrets and flying lemurs can make babies? That would be the cuties animal in the history of ever!

Mun? Mun?

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[noindoorvoice]

[:D That must be a sound of joy! Wait until she tells Bolin that Pabu is her friend now too! She bounces again. If she can just get herself high enough she could reach.] Pabu! Pabu! Can I pet you! Please please please? We can play dress up with Naga!

Your Ikki is made of rainbow amazingness and hilarious cute :D

[pabuthefantastic]

[Why can't kits take hints?]

hrrrsssss

[Can he get up higher in the tree? He's going to try.]

:D Thank you! Never thought I'd get to play with a Pabu!

[noindoorvoice]

Oh! [What does that mean? She'll imitate and see.] Hrrssssss?

Happy to please!

[pabuthefantastic]

[And now she's INSULTING HIM]

keeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[Getting a little more fluffy there]

[noindoorvoice]

[Eek! He's so cute and fluffy! She's almost high enough to catch him now!] KEEEESSS! Um, chick chick chip! Skeet skeet bop zip da!

[pabuthefantastic]

[NO. MORE FLUFFY MEANS HE'S BIGGER AND MORE DANGEROUS. FEAR HIM.

Scrabbling for higher and weaker branches, hssssssing and floofing up more.

Girlchild, this is not a ferret for playing with]

[noindoorvoice]

[Fear? What's that? But she is starting to get the idea.]

Please? Pretty please? Food and baths and sparkles forever!

[pabuthefantastic]

[Does this look like the face of a ferret interested in clothes? BOLIN DOESN'T COUNT, BOLIN IS BOLIN]

hrrrrrt

[And now the branches are too small for even him. He's stuck. For now]

[noindoorvoice]

[She and Bolin could raise you together! Mako says they're the same maturity age!] Yes! [Petting is going to happen now. She'll close her eyes and hold her hand out.] Please? Crrt? Chu chu crrrt?

[pabuthefantastic]

[...And he really can't run from this position.
And he's a well mannered fire ferret, so there is no biting or scratching.

He will fluff up and endure petting for now, oh all his fur will be rumpled...]

[noindoorvoice]

[:D No biting! Her soothing ferret noises must have worked. So much petting then.] I'm gonna make you a princess, and then a dragon, and then you and Naga can get married!

[pabuthefantastic]

[You can pet him, but you won't be able to budge him. There will be no dressups with THIS ferret.

...Of course he can't stay up here forever, but for now let's not consider that]

[noindoorvoice]

[She still counts this as a victory. Just wait until the lemurs appear! For now she'll just start humming at him.]