dear_mun | canon is todd allison and the petunia violet

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canon is todd allison and the petunia violet

Oh, I ain't in no rush with a game. You've got it all planned out well enough. There is one thing I gotta ask about, though.

It's ninety-five fucking degrees farenheit outside, maybe you should put on that air conditioner.

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You expect a human to use her brain?

[Creepy laugh goes here.]

[ what rude kid, not cute at all!! ]

I suppose you're gonna announce you aren't human at all in comparison?

[I did warn you for creepiness, sir.]

Even if I were, I wouldn't be this stupid! Hahaha!

[ creepy doesn't mean uncute...!! ]

That contradicts what you said earlier, but sure. [ this conversation doesn't change the fact he's hot as hell!!!! and that he gets sunburned easily so this should be changed. but mostly this is wasting his TIME :/ ] You sound pretty confident about yourself, sweetheart. Why don't you tell me your name?

Hahaha! You're very bold, aren't you? You should be careful who you talk to like that.

[Not that she minds it. Also, dude, shallow. She can hear those thoughts!!]

I am Higanbana.

[ maybe he wants her to hear. ;)

But WOW that is a foreign name. She's fun, though. Too young for him, but that doesn't mean he can't play with her. She's so... well, different. ] Higanbana, huh... That's pretty exotic and complicated for a young girl, but it fits you. I know you're telling me to choose my words with you more carefully, so you should tell me outright why that is.

Because if you keep talking that way, I might decide to eat you after all, Cyril. ♥

[She kind of likes that thought. She likes compliments, especially ones from nasty people like him.]

You're a bit too young to be talking about eating men, sweetie. [ He figures she means not... in a sexual way to begin with, but whatever. ] You're a funny girl. I like that.

And you're a bit too old to be chatting with such young girls off the street, aren't you? But who's counting? Heehee.

[Oh, good, he's not an idiot.]

I'm glad you think so. It's my job to capture the imagination of humans, after all. If I was boring, I would be really bad at it.

Heh... You really are funny. Good conversation's not held back by age, you know? [ It's not like he's that old!! ]

Oh, that's true. But good conversation is so hard to come by, and you'll be an old man before you know it!

[Pushing that button still because it's funny.]

Hahahaha! That's a pretty big boast for a little girl! You're gonna entertain me 'till I'm white-haired and wrinkly as fuck?

I'll even feed you some gruel, if decide I feel sorry for you, heehee. You'll be pretty pitiful by then, after all.

How nice. You're gonna take care of me when I'm old.

... would sound great if it were sincere, but I'm just jokin', so keep your gruel to yourself.

Aww, too bad. I was hoping you'd leave me all your worldly possessions when you finally died.

If you're not human, you don't have any use for my 'worldly possessions', right?

They're nice to look at, though. And not everything that starts worldly stays that way.

Huh. Really? So does that mean you eat food and stuff, too? [ he's thinking alcohol, but yeah. ]

Mm, I do eat. Not as much as you do, or always the same things, but it's something every creature does.

Alcohol is always a pleasure, though. Heehee. ♥

Heh! Can someone small as you hold her alcohol well at all? [ he wants to see that. ]

Aah? What kinda moron doesn't take advantage of that shit when they've got it?

This fucking heat is moronic. [ Cyril can't stand hot weather, but that's because he's a wuss with sunburns. ] 'Least the air conditioning is on now, but with it being in the nineties everyday, it's like being in an oven.

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canon is todd allison and the petunia violet

/SLOWEST EVER

yeah really it was rude of you tbh

wow that was even ruder?? /drops thread

lmao bye. bye. waves as you drop this thread and come back because cyril :/

omg fine I will be PA and tag you slower and slower before dropping

LMFAO oh no the big bad rper. i'm so scared :////

You should be!! 8| /defriends on plurk

i just pictured cyril as one of the school youkai and shivered

he'd be a great youkai tbh. terrible people are A++ monster material.

cyril and higanbana having drinks in the infirmary

sudden twist: cyril founded their school for lulz

he did it because it was his job but then he liked the youkai so he stayed, p.s.: i cannot type

best new day job ever

he gets to fuck around with people on his maturity level all day and then play with killers at night

also 2/2

perfect cyril life. like a less creepy kanamori, only without the being the lowest level of humanity

and without the whole dying part

okay drinking party in classroom 13 confirmed, nobody invite the headmaster

he's too old for this party. and also the dark pools of shadows are gross.

but shadow lances are cool right

just don't get them anywhere near him or he's getting the shotgun

sudden urge to make a petunia journal.......

that's a thing you should invest in......