joining the marvel bandwagon at lastvoyages

[worldsbestmarksman]

...I-okay you aren't going to develop some weird attachment to me are you? Like the rest of your friends?

No? Well good.

Sure. If I'm as close to a good influence as you can get I guess we can work together? [He does not get this]

...It's really not about you. I'm not leaving Natasha alone in jail.

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[aggravating]

Okay, smoke stacks out. How about air ducts? We could worm you up into the heart of candyland.

[Some birds have burrows, right?

There's a reason he's not a biologist]

[worldsbestmarksman]

That's owls and penguins, not hawks. [No you did not just see a SHIELD issue ipad vanish behind him. nope. nope. Way less subtle about that then Natasha BUT STILL.]

[aggravating]

Okay, fine, well get you a nice tree or a telephone pole and you can just hang your hammock--

[NO HOLD ON THERE SOLDIER HE TOTALLY DID JUST SEE THAT]

...... Did you just google that? You just googled that.