mun is the last person on earth to see avengers and screaming

[lunging]

Mortal, please calm yourself. I think you may burst.

Please stop calling the former prince Loki a "hillbilly," my friend. He was unused to mortal vehicles, keep that in mind. Jumping on its open back only makes sense, does it not? I do not know what you mean by him needing a red solo cup to "complete the look," but I dislike that, as well.

The small child sitting next to you was right in what he exclaimed; the man in the blue and red and white was, in fact, awesome. Though, perhaps that was his shield, but he is very flexible as well.

I must wonder, however, I must, if they gave Loki that drink he was promised. Does Midgardian hospitality die after war is over? Can you tell me that?

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[themanoutoftime]

We did. Tony's not one to renege a drink offer, I should think.

[lunging]

Ah, the man of many colors himself! I must say, you are quite the showman! The mask, however, I do not understand it myself.

[themanoutoftime]

It's to protect my head from debris, stray bullets, things like that. I don't know about the wings, though.

[lunging]

It is not to keep others from knowing your identity?

[latrodectism]

I wasn't around if he got his drink.

[Namely because she was advised otherwise. You know. Accidental poisoning. It can happen anywhere.]

[lunging]

[Oh, now isn't she the vision of loveliness!]

Ah, the brave maiden of Asgard! I am Fandral the Dashing of the Warriors Three and of Asgard, he who fights alongside Thor in all battles. [Beat.] All but one, that is. I must apologize for my companion's maltreatment of you, Loki can be...difficult.

[latrodectism]

...Lady Sif and the Warriors Three. I've heard of you.

[She might not have been in New Mexico, but she was in cahoots with Barton. And Coulson. She hears things.]

He was dealt with, that's that. [She doesn't like Loki. At all. He can rot in Asguardian prison, for all she cares.]

[disneyprinceloki]

*A HILLBILLY?*

Your mun has a charming choice of words to describe me with, Fandral.

[lunging]

[Yes, there are hillbillies where his mun lives, and they often ride around in truck beds because 1) there's no room or 2) it makes them cool. So.]

They are not my own, please keep that in mind.

[disneyprinceloki]

There is no need to repeat them then, now is there?

[flaerd]

Former, the Dashing says. What a silly jest. More than he might know, I think.

[lunging]

My friend...

[LOKI YOU GIVE HIM ALL THE FEELS]

[flaerd]

[ This should be hilariously entertaining. ]

Hello Fandral. Fare thee well?

[amoralize]

[Blinking in surprise.]

He rode atop a vehicle?

[lunging]

[oshit it's you]

In what they call a truck bed, actually.

Thor was the one who seemed to ride one of their aerial vehicles.

[amoralize]

[Hey hey! It's not her fault that Sif threw a bitchfit.]

Truck...bed?

[fotlenke]

I did not notice the shield. The stretchy strange material he wore garnered most of my attention when Brave Rogers was on the oddly lit screen.

[lunging]

Not-Fair Sigyn, hail and well met!

It was quite amazing, wasn't it?

[fotlenke]

[She'll just..be amused at that title.]

Yes, Fair-Man Fandral.

[She'll also come and hug you because you look so huggable.]

I believe the special effects were especially exciting.

[alittleworse]

Guess that makes my mun the second last. She's, uh, very happy for you.

[lunging]

[!!!]

The best man of them of all! The greatest of mortals, it is wonderful to meet you! I am Fandral the Dashing of the Warriors Three, of Asgard!

[Man that is one grand bow with one hell of a flourish.]

[alittleworse]

( !!! is right! bruce actually looks around to see if maybe this guy's talking to someone behind him, like steve or fury. but nope, apparently that's him. )

Yeah, I... had a feeling. ( he's not really practiced in bowing so he offers his hand instead, because doing nothing seems pretty inadequate after that display. ) Bruce Banner. ( you know in case you have him confused with someone else. )

[brosif]

What is a hillbilly?

[lunging]

It is a type of person from a certain area in the land Thor helped protect. They are prone to riding in "truck beds" as Loki did for some time. It was the first thought she had upon seeing that particular scene.

[brosif]

Ironically, mine's first thought was that his hair looked terrible.