[Canon: Mawaru Penguindrum] Voice-testing this face-less boy, might actually be looking

[keptwaiting]

 Oooooh~ An older girl for a mundane, that's pretty exiting! I think this will be fun, hmh--

WHA-- What are you saying, you know? ...you listened to that radio show, right...?
That's all kinds of unfair!

Don't say "I support you" as well! It's not helping!  J-just stay silent about it, especially if Target S. comes along, okay?!

[ He's really trying his hardest to be secretive here, but as an impulsive teenage boy? That's kind of a hard task to do. ]

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[terraformagica]

What does someone's age have to do with being exciting?

[keptwaiting]

[ Oh, oops. Yamashita laughs, sounding halfway embarrassed and halfway bragging ]

Once you reach a certain age there's just something dangerous, forbidden, fascinating, appealing about someone with more experience than you have, you see?

[terraformagica]

Like a handsome stranger who comes in the middle of the night to sweep the lady off her feet and bring her all sorts of gifts from his faraway kingdom?

[ oh god teenage girl fantasies what have you done ]

[keptwaiting]

[ But look, there's eager nods on his side of the conversation! Even if his thoughts probably go way down into dirtier levels... ]

Yep, like that! That's a good one! And of course the best part of it is that at first she doesn't know him at all and has to uncover the mysteries about him slowly!

[terraformagica]

[ All the dirty levels ever lol... ]

It's so romantic! What sort of mysteries?

[keptwaiting]

[ He goes into a demonstrative thinking pose as he ponders for a split second ]

Like... the foreign countries he brought her gifts from! There was a reason he traveled all the way over there and came to see her then! There might have been dark, dark schemes at his home, causing him to travel abroad, but before he left he saw the lady and knew that it was fate for him to meet her for real eventually. So until then he goes on a quest to become good enough for he. And he succeeds!

So then it turns out he has learned about all sorts of things when he actually goes to see her, so she can get a glimpse of the exotic world he traveled through...

[ Cliché? Maybe. But this fairytale-esque style was just fun. ]

[terraformagica]

[ she's getting pretty excited now ]

And she'll welcome his triumphant return and listen to his wonderful stories, and treat him to all the things he would have missed while he was away from his home, and then she'll help him overcome the dark things that trouble his land!

[keptwaiting]

[ More nodding, followed by a dramatic gesture as if he was a minstrel announcing a saga ]

A tale like no other! Come and see! Let the dark and deep romance lure you in! A maiden of pure heart and kind spirits! An exotic gentleman who's past is a tragic mystery! Star-crossed lovers willing to overcome all trials and tribulations! A story bursting with forbidden feelings and tension that will not let you go again!

[terraformagica]

I want it, I want it, I want it!