damnit did this snowball pretty quickly, viym never shuts up

[viym]

'Kay, first off, I'm on vacation. Extended vacation. Unpaid vacation, so if you're expecting me to do anything more than sit here and drink sweet, sweet ginger ale and eat my brother's weight in donuts, you seriously took one too many to the head. I don't see you doing anything important by the way. Go get me icons. C'mon~

Oh, and that means no, I am not going to babysit or fuss over Vibe and Pryce whenever they decide to be idiots and harass the general populace. This place is pointless, we can't even rob anyone here. And it's not like I care if they get themselves stuck in a stupid situation, that's their job. Being meatshields. Ehhhh, fine, so I care a little. Where would a damn healer be without their damage-dealing loudmouth and their robotanking icepuns? Back in the Zig, that's where.

Also if you bring up the Nexus tree one more time I will jam an arrow so deep in to your eye it will come out of the other side of your Praetorian self's noggin.

...

Oh right. You guys don't have those.

Lucky bitch.

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[brainyglacier]

You have this odd impression that I need babying in any shape or form. Dunno where you ever got it.

[viym]

Oh, let's see.

[Ah-he-hem. Time to do the worst faux-russian accent thing ever.] VIYYYYYYYMMMMMMMM I FORGOT DAS BUFFS I AM THE DYING, PLEASE HEAL ME~~~~~~!

[brainyglacier]

Dear god - Quit doing that to your voice, you sound like something dying! Or drunk. Drunk AND dying. ..seriously, you'll make Vibe jealous of your earsplitting skills.

_{[The actual contents of the message take a little longer to register - sorry your caterwauling was sort of making the receivers in his aural analogs freak the fuck out.]}

And that's not even a GOOD bad accent!

[viym]

Dead and drunk? Oh okay so I was pretty spot-on "you" sounding~

[Suck it Vibe, she is totally better at being a dick than you today. It's a competition.]

I notice you're ignoring the validity of what I said, accent prowess or no. Did I touch on a seeeeensitive subject, robutt?~

[brainyglacier]

No, shut up.

_{[Curt and succinct!]}

Besides, I have my own rez now. I'm the very picture of self sufficiency.

[viym]

I remember you rezing repeatedly because of that during the last major fight we were in.

It was reaaaaaaaaaaaaal helpful.

[brainyglacier]

Hold, please.

_{[He's digging up the recording of Viym's earlier comment about the Nexus tree, to play it right back to her, in her own voice turned tinny by the recording and playing back process:]}

"Also if you bring up the Nexus tree one more time I will jam an arrow so deep in to your eye it will come out of the other side of your Praetorian self's noggin."

Let's see, how do they say it in the vernacular...?

Ah, yes. "Ditto."

[viym]

Hey.

Hey.

I don't have any eyes. And you don't have arrows. And if you hurt my Praetorian self's eyes then how can I take them, dumbass?

[brainyglacier]

...

Dammit!

<sub>[That comeback was otherwise flawless!

He snaps his fingers so dramatically there may be a lens flare.]</sub>

[viym]

[VIYM: 1
PRYCE: 0]

[brainyglacier]

_{[Dammit Blue Spectrum he doesn't need you recounting the score to him in his head, either.]}

[ironvibe]

10/10 would lol again.

[ironvibe]

Also I was gonna bitch about babysitting and for the love of god I am the worst meatshield ever, but then you brought up the Nexus tree and Praetoria and I decided "fuck that shit."

[viym]

See?

Diplomacy at it's best. This is why I'm the secretary.

[ironvibe]

Call me crazy, but I don't think threatening to stab someone with an arrow is very diplomatic. Otherwise I would be the best damn politician since Andrew Jackson.

[viym]

...

Who?

[ironvibe]

He was this president of America that everybody loved because he was a total badass.

And you say I'm the dumb one.

keywords forever relevant

[viym]