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Do not fret so much, my lady. Yes, I am disappointed that I am not included, but there's no need for hysterics.

Shireen is on that list. Be happy for her.

Finally, you should feel terrible for everyone else. Now they will have to see Uncle Stannis' lady wife's mustache up close. Think of the nightmares they'll have.

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It is hardly as though you can be forgotten about. Shireen does require her... playmate.

[ and he's saying nothing on Selyse.

but, what if the alternative is Melisandre suggesting...

of course, he would never entertain such a notion. ]

I'm more than her 'playmate' uncle. I'm her cousin and her best friend.

I am also my father's heir. [He frowns.]

...I imagine that you are.

[ "My daughter has grown fond of him." Absurdly, that had been his first thought when Melisandre had suggested the notion. ]

Only a king can grant legitimacy, nephew. You might do well to remember such a thing.

She needs me. Who will protect her if I'm not there? [Well, other than Patchface...]

And you might do well to remember you're not the only king in Westeros. [Here comes the Robert in him in full force.]

I pity anyone who has to suffer that mustache. It's been years since I last saw Lady Selyse and it still haunts me.

[Edric laughs.] I wish you could see it now, uncle. If it continues to grow, she'll be able to twirl it with her finger.

And how wicked she would look then!

Her father.

[ it's what he's been doing so far. ]

I do recall such. But you would also do well to recall they are all traitors.

[ :| ]

[That still is her lady mother you are talking about, Edric...]

Maybe... they will still cast.

But what if something happens to you? [He's not letting this go, Stannis.]

Uncle Renly was no traitor. [;__;]

Perhaps. My lady mundane doesn't seem to think so.

[Sorry Shireen. He'll make fun of Selyse and her mustache until the day he dies.]

Wicked and terrifying. People may even mistake her for Uncle Stannis...

Until she opens her mouth and that shrill voice comes out.

[Frowning.]

Well I think you should be there.

[... you never know. Shireen might end up with one... ):]

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