Booster has a public apology to make.

[capes_are_passe]

So, I get that this is really more a place to apologize to you, writer. Person. _{That's still really weird.}

And technically it's against the rules to talk to the other-dimensional...writers, or whatever they are, but this is getting pretty tense. It is totally time to clear the air, everybody.

So, uh...[He clears his throat and scrubs the back of his cowl.]

Just so we're all clear, first and foremost.


I did not mean to step on that lizard.






TOTALLY unintentional.




I had no idea that it would uh...have such...rippling-- [He sort of winces in the same way a teenager winces after crashing his dad's BMW into a cop-car.] --consequences.


_{And did it ever...I don't even know where to--okay, everyone's staring now. Get it together, Booster.}


So...Starfire? My bad. Harley...well actually you're life has improved, sort of. The fashion sense is about the same, bu--wait, back on topic. I guess...somehow, crushing a prehistoric lizard made Alan Scott gay? I'm still not quite 100% on why this is a thing in your time, but, better safe than sorry. G.L. bros, sorry I made your...uh...predecessor? Predecessor guy into a homosexual.

I guess that could get awkward, maybe.... At least it wasn't Supes! Right?

...right?


[He clears his throat again.]

But hey! Sinestro and Hal are getting along! Sort of. ...That's good...right?

[Awkward shuffling.]

I have no idea why there's going to be more data on the Watchmen--I seriously thought they were all dead, so...that was a revelation.



And, uh, also: Mr. Freeze, man, sorry about that...wife...thing.

That whole situation is pretty harsh.



All in all, just a big ol', My Bad. Mun person...assorted writers...and also their characters.


So.




Whoops?

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[cryovengeance]

You will pay for this.

I will freeze you slowly and I will watch as you feel the prickling pain of your body giving way to death. You will beg me to end you.

[He has pretty strong feels about this, okay.]

[venusguytrap]

So somehow you stepping on a lizard gave me more clothing?

Really Booster. One might think you're an egomaniac, thinking you caused this.

[venusguytrap]

Oh chill out, Freeze.

[A beat.]

Though really, I am so sorry for that.

I fear you'll be intolerable, now.

1/2

[capes_are_passe]

2/2

[capes_are_passe]

So...I guess "Sorry about that," isn't going to cut it, is it?

[cryovengeance]

[GURL, AS IF HE HASN'T HEARD THAT A MILLION TIMES FROM JOKER.]

I will not tolerate the lies being printed about my beautiful Nora.

[cryovengeance]

Perhaps if I remove your foot, you will be careful about where you step.

Is that clear?

[venusguytrap]

[UG DONT TELL HER THAT.]

You have no control over that, do you?

[A man who actually cared for someone. She can't hate him, completely. Or as most as others.

Perhaps.]

You're just another crazy villian, now. No hidden depths at all. Like salted earth.

[capes_are_passe]

Hey, Rip flipped out and Skeets started talking in an unintelligible growly voice the minute I got back. Don't get me wrong, I really, really like me--who wouldn't? Just look at these gold pan--nevermind.

I'm just saying: this cannot be a coincidence.

I think I might have stepped on the last of the...plot device lizards, or something.


Maybe it evolved into a CEO with morals, whatever. Point is--wait. You got more clothing?

[He sighs heavily and turns back to address everyone, on whole.]

MY BAD. Seriously. My bad! But now we have Skyfi--oh. Too soon? It's probably too soon.

[capes_are_passe]

........Uh. I think that might make it so I accidentally step on...more things.

[OH! Right. That was a threat. Yup. Definitely a threat. Batman, you have the most cheerful villains.]

But, gotcha. I will definitely keep an eye on what I am stepping on next time I hit the Triassic. Lesson learned. Totally.


No need for amputations.

[cryovengeance]

They may do with me as they'd like.

What they have done with her, I cannot bear. And yet, for once, I am utterly powerless against it.

[cryovengeance]

A better suggestion would be to stop your time traveling activities.

Or I will kill you.

[alwaysataclimax]

This is why you leave the time-travelin' to the professionals, guy.

[Shut up, Momotaros, you are the furthest thing from professional.]

[venusguytrap]

We've all suffered under this.

[She doesn't quite understand why she's working with the Black Canary, among others.]

Well, without her, are you really, you?

[cryovengeance]

No. I am not.

I am nothing.

[venusguytrap]

[She just watches him, looking vaguely annoyed, but like she's heard it all before.

how he doesn't annoy everyone in the world, she'll never know.]

A body suit--completely covering.

Oh let her have her fun.

I'm too busy working with Black Canary.

[Does she sound annoyed over her turn to the 'good' side? Becaues she is.]

[venusguytrap]

Then this 'new' version isn't you now, is it?

So ignore him, and his obsession over a strange woman, and move on.

[capes_are_passe]

..................








Right then.


[]

[cryovengeance]

But for them to even imply that it is her.

Hm.

I will not forget this. There are more important matters.

[greenteengenius]

And they call me a supervillain.

[capes_are_passe]

[But being good is good! How can you not like that? It's so...good. He was rapidly moving up the hit-lists of far too many Gotham based villains for his liking.]


That sounds like an interesting...development.


Change is good, right? Something new! Black Canary was always...very...[Oh damn, what's the term they used in this century? No, not the one Gardner used....] liberated.

I'm sure you're friends already!

[escarabajo]

Hang on a second. So, this entire "New 52" alternate dimension was created because you screwed up? I accidentally killed my best friend, who got resurrected by space bugs which in turn caused him to get turned into my mortal enemy, slapped my other best friend, ran away from home, stole a bunch of money, and did a whole bunch of other really dumb and dangerous stuff--

All because you couldn't watch your freaking step?!

Haven't you ever watched Back to the Future?! It's the butterfly effect! They wrote me out of character and now I'm getting canceled again, Booster! This sucks!

[capes_are_passe]

Hey, I'm the original professional! I just...didn't look before I got out of the time-sphere.

It was an honest mistake!

[Nice armor though, man. Booster can appreciate some awesome fashion sense. Gold spandex and popped collars? Never a bad decision.]

[capes_are_passe]

[Oh peas and rice. What did he change with this guy? Tell him this wasn't like...Robin or somebody.]

What did they call you before?

[crownless]

Shit, man. You fucked up.

[He's just glad it isn't his fault.]