on becoming a c-list comic book villain for a few days

[buildindreemz]

You're really intent on destroying all my decent relationships, aren't you? I mean. I do one thing that's illegal back home, and suddenly that makes me a good candidate for this crap? And Dick's gotta be the one to take us down? Dick is my best friend aside from Arthur and I'm not going to be able to look him in the eye, ever again!

And can we talk about Arthur for a minute here? Because what the hell. We haven't managed to have anything resembling a date yet and now you're saddling us with this whole backstory which is bound to ruin the mood whenever we do manage to reach the point of sleeping together?

At least I'm finally getting an inmate. Don't think it'll make me despise you any less, though.

Comments

[batmanschmatman]

If it makes you feel any better, you guys are far from the lamest villains I've ever run into.

[buildindreemz]

[SCOWL.] If I was really going to be a bad guy, I'd be so much better at it than that.

[batmanschmatman]

But then I'd have to actually hand you over to the cops.

[buildindreemz]

I'd like to think I'd be smart enough not to get caught.

Not that I would devote myself to a life of crime. [At least, she doesn't think she would. Completely. Erm.]

[batmanschmatman]

Just regular buildings, no dreamscapes from here on out?

[buildindreemz]

That, I'm not sure.

[reactivates]

Dude, did you get thrown overboard? ...That's kind of ironic considering you were just warning me about that. Aaand sort of a little bit hilarious, too. [You shouldn't laugh, Claudia, it may very well happen to you one of these days. :|]

[buildindreemz]

Yeah.

Trust me, it's not funny when it happens to you. And I'm sure it will happen to you, eventually. Muns I think tend to do it to make things more "interesting". And by "interesting" they mean awkward, humiliating, scary, or some other terrible thing.