Has a home in mind. VOICE TESTING. oh god what am I doing

[chaostriumphs]

Ooooohhhh GOODIE! Not only do I get to come back into existence, but I get to explore a whole new system! Without Megabyte in it! [she waves a hand across her face, changing her mask. A sad mask, with a single tear] But Bob... Bob isn't there is he? Oh dear...

[intrigued mask!] But you do say there are some interesting Guardians there, yes? [evil laugh mask!] Heeehehahahaahaa!! I do so love new toys. We shall have lots of fun, yes? Of course we will.

[now she's back to a more demure smiling mask] You Users truly are amazing. Bringing a little old virus like me, back from fragmentation in the net... I do so hope you can keep up with me! A city of permanent night, with monsters and madness galore! Sounds exactly like the kind of city I want to be in. They won't know what hit them!

Comments

[epicwiseass]

Yeah, that's what Use...uhh, humans read from.

[Harry says this in light of not understanding that Kindles or e-books in general exist.]

[chaostriumphs]

I see... So instead of scrolling...

[she summons a strange throne to sit on, still absorbed by the book. She opens it to the middle, then flips the pages. She seems pleased!] Ahahaha! How very quaint!!

[epicwiseass]

Hardly quaint for a format that's been around a few hundred years. Can you actually...read that?

[Cause you're supposed to be a computer, right?]

[chaostriumphs]

Mmm... I'm more fluent in binary. But Mainframe was also accessed in that User language. Ah... English? [she frowns and her eyes narrow behind her mask] ... But this english is corrupted! [she throws the book back at Harry, her mask angry] You gave me a corrupted readme!!

[epicwiseass]

[Harry catches it, turning back at her with a huff.]

It's old English! From centuries ago! People spoke differently back then! Besides, Shakespeare had to make up words to fit iambic pentameter half the time!

[chaostriumphs]

Centuries? Hmph! Making up words yourself, I see. I suppose I can try to read it.

[she extends her hand toward Harry, palm out. Then she forms a claw with her fingers and the book flies from his hand back into hers]

[epicwiseass]

If you need any help...[Yep, thats one hell of a sardonic grin he's got.]