Canon is Ayashi no Ceres

[heavenlymisandrist]

If you think this will end in anything other than bloodshed, you are sorely mistaken. I will destroy anyone who gets in my way.

Comments

[mooimacow]

Seems pretty harsh.

[heavenlymisandrist]

I have waited hundreds of years to return home. I will not be stopped now!

[mooimacow]

Yeah.

Yeah, I know how that is.

[heavenlymisandrist]

To be murdered, over and over again, before you've even had a chance to live. Could you truly understand such a thing?

[mooimacow]

I can understand being held back and being judged for something you can't help; for something you didn't choose. It's a sort of...legacy.

[heavenlymisandrist]

I can help destroying the Mikages. And if they are responsible for my imprisonment, I will not hesitate to do exactly that.

[mooimacow]

Maybe you should take some time and think about it. I always think better on a full stomach.

[heavenlymisandrist]

I have had centuries.

[mooimacow]

Doesn't mean you've been calm enough to mull it over.

[heavenlymisandrist]

What is it you want from me?

[mooimacow]

Just to talk. You seem stressed.

[heavenlymisandrist]

You seem kind. But now is not a time for talk.

[mooimacow]

You'll find that you're stuck here until the Mun says you can go.

[heavenlymisandrist]

Then she has it? She has my Hagoromo?

[mooimacow]

What's that?

[heavenlymisandrist]

It is a part of me, the only way for me to return home.

[mooimacow]

I don't think they would take that.

I want you to know before this thread ends that I appreciate your username.

[heavenlymisandrist]

Then it must have been him. The man who humiliated me. The man I killed.

:D Everyone loves moo cows, right?

[mooimacow]

If he's dead, it's probably not him.

Anyone who doesn't clearly needs to be shot.

[heavenlymisandrist]

I wouldn't be so sure.

Seeeriously.

[mooimacow]

Is he a zombie?

eet moar chiken?

[heavenlymisandrist]

He has reincarnated before.

[theyunderestimateme]

Sounds 'bout right.

Hey, what are your feelings on fighting evil? Because I've got an open position. Really, a whole army of open positions...

[heavenlymisandrist]

I have no interest in your human wars. I want my Hagoromo!

[theyunderestimateme]

For human-related complaints, please see my associate, Alistair. [haters to the left, she ain't no human, lady. that's practically an insult.] What in Andraste's name is a Hagoromo?

[heavenlymisandrist]

It is mine. [ And that's all that matters, obviously. ] It is my way home. And I want it back.

[theyunderestimateme]

[Deadpan:] It must be nice to have a home to return to. Did someone steal this hago-whatsit from you, ma'am?

[heavenlymisandrist]

[ Well home is relative and mostly just not here but yes ]

It had been returned after centuries of searching. And now it is gone.

[theyunderestimateme]

[Yeah, she kinda knows how it feels to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Not quite on that scale, though. So, a little more sympathetic.]

Is it still out there somewhere, at least?

[heavenlymisandrist]

It must be. If it was destroyed, I would cease to exist.

[theyunderestimateme]

Yeesh. Well, that sure is a good reason to be worried about it... Any leads yet?

[heavenlymisandrist]

The only man with any reason to take it from me is dead. I made sure of it this time.

[theyunderestimateme]

Only way to get a job done permanently, in my opinion.

[...also a really good way to get yourself exiled and conscripted, but, you know.]

[heavenlymisandrist]

Then who has it? Where is my Hagoromo!?

[theyunderestimateme]

You'd probably know that better than I would. What would someone else stand to gain by taking it?

[heavenlymisandrist]

Power beyond human imagining, if they were able to keep it. A long, painful death if they attempted to use it improperly.