dear_mun | headcanon & related shenanigans

I do not have a thing for Steve of all people. For Christ's sake, having lady parts does not a dame make. I don't think you're too sold on it, either, Doll, considering the fact that all my tags with various Steves have been more, what's the word.. 'broshippy'? We're friends, and he's one of the few I've actually bothered to make, so try not to ruin it, huh, Sweetheart?

Anyway, try to figure out what you're doing with me. This whole bored-in-limbo thing could drive a fellow to drink. .. Oh wait.

Seriously, though. Starks and idle hands, you know? It's a nasty combination.