Random comparisons made by her mun, do not a funny post make.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Mun, Quit saying that Ratchet is my robo-uncle.

...I'm not sure how Uncle Glad would feel about being replaced by a machine.

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[notglad]

...you...

You've replaced me?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

No! I mean it's not like that at all!

There's someone in the city and he reminds me of you a lot. You might get on my nerves sometimes but I'd never replace you.

pfff what who even is that in the icon

[notglad]

I think I need a moment alone in my study...

It's Esther from Trinity Blood, I need to recolor some of these icons orz

[whitescalesbigmouth]

No, Uncle Gladinus--

[Goes to grab his hand.] You honestly can't think I'd want anyone else in my life after everything we've been through do you?

[notglad]

I should hope not! I'm the only one who can keep up with your chaos, after all. Heavens, even I don't know how I've managed.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

See? [She laughs a little.]

I'd be lost without you around to keep me in check.

Yes they do.

[awardedhighesthonors]

We're not related.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

I know we're not Ratchet, my mun just keeps making these comparisons to herself.

If it makes you feel any better she keeps referring to me as the "Older Miko" whatever what means.

[awardedhighesthonors]

No. ONE Miko is bad enough. We don't need more.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

I think Kay's more fitting to be honest, She's way more hyperactive than I am.

Though I've got that getting in trouble thing down pretty well.

[awardedhighesthonors]

I'd noticed. [Unfortunately.]

And that isn't a quality you should be proud of.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

I don't know Ratchet, I've pretty much mastered getting myself out of those situations too.

[Danger? Hah I walk on the wild side. I laugh in the face of danger! Hahaha!]

[charge_sword]

That is racist.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...Now that you mention it, It sort of kinda is.

Sheesh!

[charge_sword]

...I'm waiting.

[For an apology.

Because he's a robot.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Her brain hasn't registered that yet...because she's not exactly great with socializing with strangers without accidently insulting them somehow.]

Waiting for what exactly?

...Who are you anyway?

[charge_sword]

I am a nameless Doll Knight of Asgard and I happen to be over seventy percent machine.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Oh.

Oh!

Oh my gosh I am SO sorry, I didn't mean what I said I mean...machines and dragons are two completley different things, I really shouldn't have said something that sounded so...uh...dumb. [Way to go Saft you moron.]

[charge_sword]

Well, if you're a dragon I suppose I can forgive you. But please have an outlook more sensitive to artificial life forms in the future.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Yeah, that was kinda stupid of me.

[She rubs the back of her neck and then shrugs.] Let me make it up to you somehow.

[charge_sword]

How do you propose to do that? [He sounds quite curious. He really can't think of anything she could do.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Well...to be honest, I haven't got a clue. It's just the polite thing to do right?

[She extends her hand and smiles.] My name's Saft and uh...well you already know about the being a dragon part.

[charge_sword]

[He spends a second staring at the hand. Never shaken one.]

...This nameless knight casually greets the dragon Saft.

I don't really need anything, to be honest.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Well, How about...I give you a name?

That nameless Knight thing must get sort of dull after a while huh?

[charge_sword]

It does, but no. Recieving a name from someone I hardly know without earning it properly would be intensely pointless. It's not something to do lightly.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

I see.

[She looks up at him, he's very different to the robots she's come across in Ink City so far...more human even.]

Can I just call you "Knight" then?

[charge_sword]

[Well, he does have a soul. He made it himself and everything.]

Most people do. I'm fine with any nick-name...So long as it isn't Arthur. Everyone thinks they're being clever when they pick that one.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Knight it is then.

[She smiles]

Sorry again for upsetting you earlier.

[charge_sword]

Don't concern yourself. You're more civil than any other dragon I've met.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Can you tell my uncle that if you ever meet him.

I don't think he believes that me and civil ever belong in a sentence together.

[charge_sword]

[Shrug!]

Why not? You're the most civil of several thousand.

[Of course he killed all of those but. You know. Still true.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[You might not want to tell her that. She wouldn't be very happy to know you've possibly been responsible for the deaths of any ancestors or whatever.]

You've obviously met alot of bad dragons then. The Goldenscales are pretty well known for being noble and stuff.

[charge_sword]

[Considering he is a robot, it'd more likely be descendants but whatever.]

Ah. Well, I've never head of any dragons with a good reputation.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...You need to come to Dragonsbayne, seriously.

[charge_sword]

...To be frank, I don't think I'd be very comfortable anywhere with lots of dragons.

[Since he killed a thousand of them as his first act. Literally from eyes opening to genocidal wipe out with nothing in between.

Not that he lets it bother him, they were trying to eat him.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Well at least let me introduce you to my uncle?

Let me show you that dragons aren't the monsters you think they are.

[charge_sword]

If you like. Really, I don't judge anyone on anything but their personal merits. [Translation: if they're not on the list of things to murder he gets from his god king commanding officer, he doesn't care what someone is.]

I just think it might be asking for trouble.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

You'll be safe, honestly.

My Grandfather is the head of the dragon council back home so you'd be under his protection too. We have enough problems with the reputation rogue dragons give the rest of us. I'm sure he'd be more than happy to make sure you're protected.

[And by "happy" what she clearly means is, he'll be furious that his grand-daughter has gone against his wishes again.]

[a_father_to_his_men]

Miss Saft, have you considered that he may be someone that needs not be related to you to be considered family?

All of my Decepticons are like this for me.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Megatron![Yay! More of her robot friends.]

I already do, Most of the people in Ink City I've started to consider family. Thought to be honest I think I need to get to know him a little better before I get carried away with this.

How are you anyway?

[a_father_to_his_men]

I suppose that makes some sense, but you should always be open to becoming closer friends with him, and perhaps calling him something more affectionate might help that.

I am doing well, much better lately in fact.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

That's great.

Wait, you haven't been feeling well? You wanna talk about it?

[a_father_to_his_men]

More... out of sorts, I have been taking some time to readjust, after all that activity with the love arrows.