V-voice testing?

[obadiah]

I've got to tell you, this isn't your best idea. And considering you're a social democrat pacifist hippie, that's definitely saying something.

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[obadiah]

Well, don't you have an interesting way with words?

User. I like that.

[firstaward]

I try. [That was a joke.]

It is what you are. You're Users, we're Programs. It onlymakes sense to call you that.

[obadiah]

[He can't really tell if she's crazy or actually some sort of technology, but he'll be friendly anyway.]

So, if you're a program, what are you programmed for?

[firstaward]

[She shrugs mildly.]

I'm a Disc Warrior. ...I guess the closest analogue for Users would be what you call a "soldier". Or maybe a "gladiator". The point is, I fight. What do you do?

[obadiah]

I'm more of a behind the scenes kind of guy, but I've been in a scrape or two.

[firstaward]

"Behind the scenes"... [Warning: faulty leap in logic ahead.] Then you're like a system administrator.

[obadiah]

[Yep, he's pretty sure she's nuts. He'll keep it simple for her.] More like... I make things that blow up the bad guys.