on cleverly getting the Destroyer back under his control

[flaerd]

[ This is the sound of a very pleased and slightly twisted laugh. ]

What was that with Thor boasting I'd lose, can't you remember mortal?

Now that is strange. Neither can I.

Oh, well.

Comments

[flaerd]

Hello Agent.

[gotoagent]

Hello Loki.

[flaerd]

I hear your world is in a bit of a predicament.

[gotoagent]

No, that was taken care of.

HERE COME THE AU AWKWARD TIMES AWYEAH

[flaerd]

Really.

FUN TIMES FOR ALL

[gotoagent]

How do you think I could find pictures of your defeat otherwise?

I squeeled a little when you responded just sayin' :|

[flaerd]

I'd not yet tried. [ Oh, he lies. But who is surprised, really. ]

o///o Thank you! [hugs]

[gotoagent]

[raises an eyebrow, cuz REALLY?! I diva like you must google your name every day.]

It's just a few clicks away. I'm sure you could figure it out.

very welcome

[flaerd]

[ But Loki only folds his hands in front of his body, playing his little role as it is right now quite perfectly. ] You speak of when the Destroyer came to Earth?

Whatever makes you feel it was I behind this?

^-^

[gotoagent]

That's what it was called? Odd that you would know that without being behind it, let alone being the one to open the gate for it.

[flaerd]

I know many things, Agent Coulson. I am a curious sort, you'll find, and further was raised in Asgard aside the greatest of warriors. [ He speaks so casual, looking off for a moment. ]

When Thor was banished to Earth, the Lady Frigga stepped upon throne. The Destroyer can only be controlled by such a position.

[gotoagent]

I was speaking of your little army, Loki.

[flaerd]

[ Is there actually a bit of confusion in his head tilt? Yes, there is. This is when being a liar is convenient, almost. ]

Army? [ He laughs, just a quiet single laugh. ] I have no Army, I have come here to help guard Earth. [ Now that might be a lie, sort of, well it is kind of true for now. ]

[gotoagent]

Explain. [SO SERIOUS.]

[flaerd]

I am from Asgard. It is our duty to protect the Earth from great threat. In this case, the Chitauri.

[gotoagent]

The what?

[flaerd]

Chitauri.

[ He needs movement, and so he moves. Slow, careful, precise as always. ] They are a race from world unknown. Little is known of them. They've appeared in our written legends once or twice.

[gotoagent]

Give me one good reason I should beleive you want to protect us from them.

[flaerd]

Let's ask this: what would I desire with your world?

[gotoagent]

I can't read minds, Loki. You're going to have to answer that one.

[flaerd]

It's rather simple, Agent. Nothing. Ergo, I can't see a reason I would back out of my words. Don't think of me as so sinister. [ You'll hurt his feelings, Coulson. /Sarcasm so much. ]

Whomever it is that you remember, they are not me.

[gotoagent]

[See this face, he DOES NOT beleive you.]

You're a good actor, but I don't care for stories.

[flaerd]

You've got your agents, yes? The Avengers.

[gotoagent]

Your point?

[flaerd]

The lack in necessity to worry, would be my point. If I fall out of line then I am certain you can take care of that.