Why are you waking up now please stop

[tiatiatiatiatia]

Oh, yoohoo! Munnie sugah!

You didn't think I'd be gone forevah, did you? Ha! You can't get rid of me that easily, darlin'. Now, 'bout wantin' to paint your room a nice green... Pink is clearly th'bettah option! I don't even see why you're considahin' anythin' else! You like princesses and tiaras and all that jazz, so it makes perfect sense! [Except I'm not 7 any more, Lottie. :|]

Now, that I've spoken my mind 'bout that... How long has it been and still no princes? I'm startin' t'really doubt your matchmakin' skills. I'm not gettin' any youngah and I'm not settlin' for jus' any ol' Joe.

Chop chop, Munnie honey! That clocks a tickin', and time waits for no dame!

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[atomic_wrath]

[This girl sounded well meaning, but irritating. Godzilla didn't know how to deal with such people, so he just stood there in plain view.]

[tiatiatiatiatia]

...

[NICE GIANT GREEN MONSTER. DO NOT EAT THE PINK LADY.

Especially after the unearthly scream that just left her lips.

PLEASE, WE RATHER LIKE OUR SILLY SOUTHERN BELLES.]

[tiatiatiatiatia]

Y-yes?

Wait, Princess and th'Frog? I know a princess who used t'be a frog... but that's a long story...

[atomic_wrath]

[Godzilla isn't green, he's totally charcoal gray, at least this incarnation. Godzilla found himself a bit amused by her hysterics, but didn't move otherwise.]

[tiatiatiatiatia]

[Well, he's certainly not pink.

You should be pink, Godzilla. The color is in this summer anyways. Protip: It is always in style.

Once her scream ends and she gathers enough wits about her to realize that she has accomplished nothing and that the giant monster is still very much there, she stands there, baffled, terrified, confused.]

N-nice dinosaur...

[tiatiatiatiatia]

What are you talkin' 'bout? It's 1926 and Tia and Naveen aren't movie stars! Trust me, I'd know if they were. I'd make them take me t'Hollywood and get me discovered!

I'm sorry to spring all three of my most terrifying muses on you! XD

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Why hello there, Charlotte. Have a Slenderman standing there a couple yards ahead.]

XD Oh boy, do I feel special!

[tiatiatiatiatia]

...Hello?

[atomic_wrath]

[Godzilla growls at a much lower timber than usual, the tone he generally uses for his son.]

[tiatiatiatiatia]

I'm sorry, but I don't know what you're talkin' 'bout. I've nevah eaten multiverse before.

[Lottie... multiverse isn't like multigrain bread.]

I love Charlotte, but I enjoy torturing her!

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman twitches his head side to side and slides his tall, twiggy ass a bit closer, his featureless face apparent]

[tiatiatiatiatia]

[Lottie doesn't speak monster.]

V-very nice dinosaur...

[Slowly backing away now. Because, clearly, running away is a great and infallible backup plan.]

[tiatiatiatiatia]

Oh, don't be silly! Of course I know what it is!

It's part of th'title of th'hardest beauty pageant known t'man! Er, woman.

[atomic_wrath]

[Godzilla just stands there, watching her with neutral body language. Every now and then, he exhales a breath like thunder.]

...It's a damn good thing she's a thick as pea soup.

[tiatiatiatiatia]

Hello? [Calling to anyone nearby but Slendy.]

Mistah Ringmastah? You left your stilt walkah here...!

Re: ...It's a damn good thing she's a thick as pea soup.

[slendy_ohcrap]

[As Slenderman approaches, his feet not even moving, an eerie hum enters the air and the electronics begin to malfunction.]

[tiatiatiatiatia]

...Why are you showin' me painted pictahs of pixie dust set t'weird music?

[tiatiatiatiatia]

[Yep. Just going to continue to back away aaaaand there she goes, running through the streets like a maniac on fire.

Way to go, "Goshira." Way to go.]

[atomic_wrath]

[Godzilla decides to pursue Charlotte, partly to show her his true character and partly for the amusement of chasing her.]

[tiatiatiatiatia]

[Huh, that's odd.]

Oh, oh, you're good! No wondah you're part of the circus.

[She turns her attention to the electronics around the place.] And blasted new technology! See, this is why I like it back home in N'ahlans. There's none of this poppycock, sparkin', screechin', awful what's-it-called. Jus' good radios, mics, phones, stuff that's actually th'cat's meow!

[tiatiatiatiatia]

Psh, th'sun isn't a star! I s'pose next you'll be tellin' me th'moon is some sort of rock!

[slendy_ohcrap]

[The sound of humming almost becomes a screech as Slenderman approaches. It's almost eerie how lifelike his "mask" is.]

[tiatiatiatiatia]

[Don't expect any clever sprinting. Chalotte's running consists of frantic bobbing and weaving, stopping to catch her breath, and then hastily scurrying off again and repeating.]

[tiatiatiatiatia]

You do realize I don't believe any of that ol' horoscope-y, Pagan sort of thinkin', right?

[Astrology = Astronomy, don't-cha know.]

[atomic_wrath]

[Godzilla of course, easily outruns Charlotte, stepping over her, and walking onward as if this was everyday.]