re: season 10, episode one, probable spoilers in comments

[articletwelve]

Look, would you stop screaming? I know you're excited, but--

[ ...yeah, nope. Wash sighs. ]

I'll just come back later.

Comments

[soundslikeafuckingkid]

[Yeah she'll just be crossing her arms at you. Called it.]

Getting chummy with your new friends?

<3

[articletwelve]

[ ...oh right, that. welp. ]

...Connie.

<3!

[soundslikeafuckingkid]

Church. [Revenge for his calling her Connie, yes please.]

[articletwelve]

Oh, come on, Caboose is the only one who calls me that.

[soundslikeafuckingkid]

And anyone reading legal documents.

[articletwelve]

I... try to avoid those.

[ What with the whole faking his death thing and all. ]

[soundslikeafuckingkid]

No wonder the simulation soldiers walked right into an active minefield. [rofl she has zero sympathy for your life, Wash.]

[articletwelve]

They're working on it.





Slowly.

[soundslikeafuckingkid]

[Mimicking his tone:] Just like they're working on you.




Slowly.




Church.

yeah i have no idea what i'm doing

[tuckerdidit]

CHURCH!

[articletwelve]

[ facepalm ]

Just-- shut up. It's not that bad.

SCREAMS

[articletwelve]

[ ah, here we go. ]

...Hi, Caboose.

[volunteeredforthis]

I'm predicting a lot of workplace conflict coming up.

[ Past and present. Good luck with the present. ]

hides face

[tuckerdidit]

AGENT CHURCHINGTON! It is good to see you!

How are you?

[...He's trying.]

[articletwelve]

Probably. But don't you have bigger problems right now?

[ Like, you know, the lack of oxygen. ]

[soundslikeafuckingkid]

You have Epsilon now. Everything's better.

ilu

[articletwelve]

I'm fine. And I just saw you.

[articletwelve]

...You really think things are better, with the way they're going?

[ have you seen this series. ]

because i'm your best friend

[tuckerdidit]

But I did not see you.

[soundslikeafuckingkid]

You just said it's 'not that bad.'

After giving up your identity. [taking everything so seriously is her job okay]

[volunteeredforthis]

[ Well, given the back up plan that he didn't know about, Delta had better be sending his coordinates back to the ship. ]

There's not much I can do about that until I get picked up.

[ Preferably before he passes out after all the air in his suit's used up. ]

Or hit something. There's a lot of junk out there.

[articletwelve]

Compared to jail? Yeah, I'd say it could be worse.

that's what you are to meeee

[articletwelve]

...Of course not.

Uh, Caboose, are you sure you should be here?

[ Since, you know, Caboose could probably walk through the fourth wall if he tried. ]

[alaspooryork]

I would like to note that I am not, and never have been, a mythical creature.

[articletwelve]

[ maybe you should have planned ahead, york. really. ]

You'll live.

[ No, really. ]