Apping at rakuen, muse is not impressed

[bard_of_fuck]

TC: ...wElL, sHiT, mOtHeRfUcKeR.
TC: iS tHaT wHaT yOu WaNt To AlL uP aNd Do?
TC: I mEaN... nOt ThAt I cAn BlAmE yOu Or NoThIn
TC: SeEmS lIkE a BiTcHaSs MoThErFuCkIn CoOl CrIb To Me
TC: ExCePt ThE wHoLe FiGhTiN pArT
TC: tHaT sEeMs MoThErFuCkIn MeSsEd Up
TC: AiN't ThErE nO wAy To FuCkIn DoDgE tHaT bItCh?
TC: No?
TC: Oh.
TC: TaKe A sEc AnD cHeCk FoR mY mAiN mOtHeRfUcKeRs At LeAsT, aLrIgHt?
TC: ShIt, No 'HuMaN' tRoLlS? tHaT's CoOl, I gUeSs..
TC: ...WhAt, No KaRkAt? AnD nO tAvBrO? sHiT nO, bRo, ThIs Is MoThErFuCkIn WrOnG.
TC: i CaN't AlL uP aNd Do ThIs, My BrOtHeR.
TC: aIn'T mOtHeRfUcKiN nAtUrAl.
TC: I mEaN... sHiT.
TC: i'M gOnNa HaVe MoThErFuCkIn ClUbS cOmInG oUt Of My TiTs So ThAt ThEm BrOtHeRs CaN fUcK eAcH oThEr Up.
TC: AnD tHaT's MoThErFuCkIn WrOnG, bRo.
TC: ThErE aIn'T nO wAy I cAn MoThErFuCkIn' FiGhT nO sHiT lIkE tHiS, mOtHeRfUcKeR.
TC: pLeAsE, gEt ThAt MoThErFuCkIn' ApP oFf My PaGe...
TC: FuCk MaN, nO, dOn'T sEnD iT iN...
TC: wHy AiN't YoU aLl Up AnD mOtHeRfUcKiN' lIsTeNiNg To Me, BrO?
TC: :o( hOnK hOnK...