Muse's thoughts on possibly going to smashacademy

[strawberryredgrave]

Dude...no. Two out of two, those games you put me in robbed me shitless. Don't get me wrong; a challenge once in a while makes life interesting, but I get enough of being short-handed by Lady. I don't need yo-

...

...so I get to keep my powers and stuff for once? And I can go home if I want to? You should've said that sooner; would've made shit real easy. Do me a favor and try to make me a teacher, okay? I might not be a good one, but I'm a worse fucking student and let's face it, I'm a little too old to be one.

So who's this "Django" kid you're thinking of sending me with? "Boktai?" The fuck is that?

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[burn_the_fools]

I believe that is the aim, yes, though there are classes on other topics. I have not attended enough of the classes to say for certain what they may be on.

[strawberryredgrave]

I can't imagine them being too worthwhile, honestly. Maybe something to help you fall asleep faster, but that's about it.

So...that mean you know how to fight? A lady like you has to have some hot moves, right?

(No Dante, no! Turning on your swagger for a dragon will probably get you nowhere!)

[burn_the_fools]

[Oh ho, swagger. She's amused now.]

One would likely call my method of fighting hot, yes. Does such interest you?

[strawberryredgrave]

Maybe a little bit. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

(DANTE JUST...WHAT. YOU DO NOT FULLY REALIZE WHAT YOU'RE DOING)

[burn_the_fools]

I must say I am pleased. It is rare to find those who willingly wish to engage me in battle, save for the youngsters at this Academy.

[I.E. the dragon pokemon that she keeps referring to as hatchlings.]

[strawberryredgrave]

(They'd better understand how awesome it is to have Angelus call them that. And all the reminders to finish playing Drakengard...)

I always aim to please the ladies.

(Have a gentlemanly bow cement the idea that Dante is not backing down.)

You're first, milady.

[burn_the_fools]

Lovely. One moment then.

[She just... ah, these darn watches. Technology never sits well with the creature.]

[ends_in_ashes]

[And now bends her head down, huffing a breath of smoke and steam.]

Now shall we, child?

[strawberryredgrave]

(Well, this is a surprise...he'd still hit that.

With a smirk, he draws his trademark pistols, effortlessly twirling them around his fingers before swiftly pointing them both at the dragon.)

Let's dance.

[ends_in_ashes]

[Don't tell Caim that.
She seems momentarily intrigued by the weapons. Swords she knew, guns she didn't. It seems stupid though to sit eyeing them so she takes wing, pushing up into the air.

She chuckles.]

Very good! You have spirit, young one. You seem mortal, more or less. Do you burn as well as the others?

[Let's find out.]

[strawberryredgrave]

(What he doesn't know won't hurt him

Dante doesn't need fire to be smokin' hot and he's ready to prove it! As opposed to those lame regular soldiers who'd pretty much be dead at this, Dante dashes out of the way because lol Trickster style is hax like that.

He's going to start off his round of attacks by keeping to the ground for now and firing a mini-barrage of bullets. Not sure how much damage demonic magic-infused handgun bullets can do to dragon scales, but a single one doesn't usually do much, anyway.)