Disney Goddess in the Hizze

[barnburnerpitch]

Why, what a wonderful idea, Little Mundane. I do enjoy stretching these legs and seeing what is new in the cosmos. And if I happen to run into my darling Hercules and of or his lovely wife, well then, that is even better.

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[god_not_goth]

I was so hoping I would meet this version of you Hera. From the information my mundane gave me your personality is far more lovely than that of mine.

[Really it seemed like everyone was fairly good except for Hades himself.]

[hydrokhoos]

[ w h a t in the world. ]

You're.. shinier than I remember you.

[philip_charming]

[HOLY MARY MOTHER OF...

Philip's seen a few things, but incredibly beautiful pink glowing woman is new. Even so, he'll try to be calm about it; she probably gets incredulous reactions all the time.]

Hercules? I've only heard stories of his might. [And not many; most of the Greek stuff won't be getting rediscovered for a few hundred years past his time.]

[glorious_discord]

Can I meet Hercules as well? It sounds like it would be such fun.

[barnburnerpitch]

Oh, hello.

[Smiles politely.]

A pleasure to meet you.

[barnburnerpitch]

Hmm?

[Lifts a glossy, shimmering arm and blinks at you.]

Are you an Athenian, my dear?

[god_not_goth]

[He would offer a bow.]

I should introduce myself all the same. I am Hades, though not the vile version of your universe.

[barnburnerpitch]

Oh? [Well, that's nice!] I believe his father helped spread the stories. From Olympus to the other pantheons.

[barnburnerpitch]

[A tiny frown.]

Eris...my son is not a toy for your amusement.

[barnburnerpitch]

Well, I would not call him vile.

But thank you.

[She makes a swift curtsey.]

[god_not_goth]

I suppose I am bias but I am not jealous of my brothers like he is.

[glorious_discord]

Oh psh don't be silly. Everything is a toy for my amusement.

[barnburnerpitch]

Not my little boy.

[glorious_discord]

Oh come on. I wouldn't hurt him...much. It could be a learning experience!

[barnburnerpitch]

No.

[glorious_discord]

[pout] I swear you are such a stick in the mud.

[bigtoughgirl]

[ oh shi - ]

I don't know if we're quite at the...wife part yet.

[barnburnerpitch]

[She smiles warmly.]

Megara. How good to see you!