Under new Mun-agement

[schaden_freud]

So. Uh. Mun.

I must take this moment to register a protest about this treatment, on two grounds.

First, this whole 'pup' designation. This implies possession and ownership. No one owns another person. I am pretty sure Ultra Magnus would have very strong things to say about that concept and the Autobot Code, very strongly worded. . Very precisely worded, too.

Second, erm...I've seen what you do to your other 'pup's.

....then again, I doubt it is much worse than canon.

[Seriously? Sparkeater-bait? And next month's issue doesn't look very Rung-friendly, either. If he may say.]

Comments

[dontasktrix]

[Lies on a couch.] Let's say I might want to talk to you about the muns?

[schaden_freud]

[You can have the couch. Just don't break his little ship models.]

[Or, you know, try to eat his spark. That would be nice not to revisit, too.]

Oh? [Scuse him while he grabs his datapad. It's a bit unusual to have a Decepticon here, but, well, she can hardly be worse than Impactor was. ...right?]

Do you suffer from mun issues?

[sparkeater]

[One corner of your office appears to be occupied by a sparkeater. Fortunately (?), by the glow from its exposed fuel tank it looks like it's fed recently.

It may be purring. Or maybe that's indigestion.]

[schaden_freud]

[Rung figured that those 'sparkeater repellants' Swerve had sold him wouldn't work. It was irrational that a colorful blob would repel anything, primitive sympathetic magic. ]

[Still, it was the thought that counted.]

[He hasn't noticed it, though, because he's digging under the table that got knocked over last time the thing paid him a rather uninvited visit.]

[sparkeater]

[A helpful tentacle is curling slowly along the floor, randomly groping at things. Like data pads. And Rung.]

[schaden_freud]

[H-how is that helpful? Tentacles are never helpful, it is a known fact.]

Drat. I could have sworn that datapad had fallen here.

[He wiggles farther under the table, and then freezes at the touch on his ankle.]

_Oh...dear.

[sparkeater]

[This tentacle is so helpful, its helping itself! To you!

It curls around that ankle and pulls Rung out from under the desk.]