LoOk AlL uP aT tHiS. iF iT iSn'T bEiNg OnE oF yOu MaRsHmAlLoW mOtHeRfUcKeRs wHaT kArKaT gOt HiS oRdEr On fOr Us To AlL bE tRoLlInG. EvEn GoInG tO bE aLl In ThE aSylUm WiTh Us. kICkInG sOmE wIcKeD eXcItEmEnT uP iN hErE tO bE mEeTiNg YoU.
as in no thanks id rather not no thanks ive got shit to do no thanks i cannot even fathom a shittier waste of my time which i will apparently no longer have any bearing on also how the fuck should i know probably
WHAT CAN I SAY, YOU'RE A MAGNET. AND I THOUGHT I WAS MAKING IT CRYSTAL CLEAR, BUT MAYBE YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING FESTERING IN YOUR THINKPAN. I'M BITCHING ABOUT YOU, FUCKFACE, AND THE FACT THAT OUR IDIOTIC MUNS HAVE DECIDED, TOGETHER, THAT WE'RE DESTINED FOR SOMETHING TERRIBLE.
YOU'RE BAD AT THIS. YOU DIDN'T EVEN SPECIFY A QUADRANT. IT DOESN'T MATTER, THOUGH, BECAUSE THE ANSWER TO EITHER WAY IS UNSURPRISINGLY A RESOUNDING "NO".
are you sure because that whole were all in this together thing you know if youre a bird im a bird that kinda shit it looks a lot like shitty flirting which you are pretty much the fucking champion of at this point also color orientation not cool dude
WhAt? nAw, I wAs Up AnD wAnTiNg To Be AlL tRoLlInG aT yOu BuT tHeN i WaS bEiNg At ThE aSyLuM. So I dIdN't GeT No ChAnCeS tO uP aNd GeT sOmE cHaTtInG oN wItH yOu.
right you know what i am not even going to do this right now there is literally no point in even talking to you ever i mean dont get me wrong youre entertaining at least if were keeping things ironic here but i am sort of opposite of in the mood right now so again no thanks really
yea sorry i appreciate the gesture and all but i am not even going to pretend that i am even slightly interested in any sort of bullshit juggalo therapy session right now ironic as fuck or not im out
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SOMETHING THAT YOUR SHITTY COOLNESS CAN'T HANDLE?
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FUCK YOU.
YOU DON'T GET A SAY IN THIS, STRIDER.
IF I HAVE TO GO, SO DO YOU.
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there is nothing my shitty coolness cant handle
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iF iT iSn'T bEiNg OnE oF yOu MaRsHmAlLoW mOtHeRfUcKeRs wHaT kArKaT gOt HiS oRdEr On fOr Us To AlL bE tRoLlInG.
EvEn GoInG tO bE aLl In ThE aSylUm WiTh Us.
kICkInG sOmE wIcKeD eXcItEmEnT uP iN hErE tO bE mEeTiNg YoU.
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what are you bitching about
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IS THAT STUPID PUPPET THING OF YOURS THERE, STRIDER?
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thats sure a thing you dont see everyday
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no thanks id rather not
no thanks ive got shit to do
no thanks i cannot even fathom a shittier waste of my time
which i will apparently no longer have any bearing on
also how the fuck should i know
probably
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AND I THOUGHT I WAS MAKING IT CRYSTAL CLEAR, BUT MAYBE YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING FESTERING IN YOUR THINKPAN.
I'M BITCHING ABOUT YOU, FUCKFACE, AND THE FACT THAT OUR IDIOTIC MUNS HAVE DECIDED, TOGETHER, THAT WE'RE DESTINED FOR SOMETHING TERRIBLE.
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are you flirting with me vantas
because youre doing a pretty shit job of it if you are
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YOU DIDN'T EVEN SPECIFY A QUADRANT.
IT DOESN'T MATTER, THOUGH, BECAUSE THE ANSWER TO EITHER WAY IS UNSURPRISINGLY A RESOUNDING "NO".
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im pretty sure you are
and i think weve already established that you are in fact the one who is
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bad at this
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its you
[Who he will apparently be joining at the "aSylUm".]
sounds about right
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i must be confused
please
by all means
enlighten me
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GOING TO THAT STUPID FUCKING ASYLUM TOGETHER.
AND IF I'M NOT GETTING OUT OF IT, NEITHER ARE YOU.
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I AM NOT, NOR WILL I EVER BE FLIRTING WITH YOU.
REGARDLESS OF COLOR ORIENTATION.
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bEiNg A mIrAcLe Up In HeRe.
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because that whole were all in this together thing
you know
if youre a bird im a bird
that kinda shit
it looks a lot like shitty flirting
which you are pretty much the fucking champion of at this point
also
color orientation
not cool dude
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WE'RE CONDEMNED TO THE SAME FATE, AND IF I'M GOING TO HELL, I'M DRAGGING YOU DOWN WITH ME.
BETTER?
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guess two miracles in one day was too much to ask for
oh well
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ARE YOU REALLY--
DID YOU JUST
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okay
no
no i cant actually do this
youre an idiot
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nAw, I wAs Up AnD wAnTiNg To Be AlL tRoLlInG aT yOu BuT tHeN i WaS bEiNg At ThE aSyLuM.
So I dIdN't GeT No ChAnCeS tO uP aNd GeT sOmE cHaTtInG oN wItH yOu.
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you know what
i am not even going to do this right now
there is literally no point in even talking to you
ever
i mean
dont get me wrong
youre entertaining at least if were keeping things ironic here
but i am sort of opposite of in the mood right now
so again
no thanks
really
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I DID, AND YOU KNOW IT.
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YoU gOt To Be AlL lEtTiNg ThAt ShIt Go.
hOlDiNg AlL tIgHt'S uP aNd DrAgGiNg DoWn At YoU.
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Steve
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thanks for playing
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sorry
either way youre a moron
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The Great Steve Strider
I Thought Wed Never Meet Again
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i appreciate the gesture and all
but i am not even going to pretend that i am even slightly interested in any sort of bullshit juggalo therapy session right now
ironic as fuck or not
im out
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what can i say
you caught me you clever ol bastard you
the great steve strider in the flesh
what can i do you for
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bE tAlKiNg At YoU aLl In ThE aSyLuM tHeN.
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[Not if I have anything to do with it...]
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I Hadnt Really Planned Past This Part