Muse is displeased with mun's laziness...

[bunnyclip]

It's been more than two weeks and you still haven't finished writing out my personality?! I get that I'm a super complex and interesting character, but it shouldn't be that hard to talk about me, geez! You're totally lazy, y'know! You're even more lazy than the goth-loli and that hippy guy who never shows up on time! Totally lazy! Super lazy! The laziest person ever! You're as lazy as Oowada is awkward! You're so lazy I might die!

Actually, I think I am dying, mun! Dying from your laziness! Get your ass to work, moron!

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[tsunball]

Your mun really is slow. [ as if you of all people are even allowed to complain about laziness, Leon, seriously. ]

Although I don't know, I'd prefer having a lazy mun over one who can be fast with writing that shit just since she's a complete sadist..! Shouldn't you be glad they're so slow? Not that I'd mind seeing you around there, not at all, but..

[bunnyclip]

I'd way rather be out in the action than stuck in here! Don't you understand how bored I am? You have to, Leon! 'Cause you're different from the others. [Geez, now she feels unloved. Oh, well, she'll cast off any feeling of not being simply adored by teasing him.]

Besides, if I'm over there, you could totally rescue me from baddies and show me just what a man you are, y'know? It'd be really romantic!

[tsunball]

Hey, of course I understand how boring that is! I wouldn't be surprised if you could really die from that sort of thing, I know I've felt close to it enough times..! But dying is even easier in this sort of place, y'know, and I don't feel like going through that again anytime soon!

[ .. Although.. that last part sounds pretty good - not that Leon particularly cares about being a man!! or doing manly stuff!! the way Mondo does, but if it's to impress the girls.. ]

... You'd really rely on me? [ is that his chance to be cool?! ]

[bunnyclip]

[That is a chance to be awesome and get laid.][Wink, wink, how you use it. Get it? Get it? Yeah, you get it.]

[tsunball]

[ Being awesome and getting laid? This sounds like a dream for him.. ]

Heh, don't worry, don't worry! Superstar Leon Kuwata never lets down anyone who relies on him, you know! [ except maybe.. but he'd try not to?! ]

So you're completely safe with me.

GDI, I just realize the above comment is broken and dead and gently caress my life

[bunnyclip]

You sure? I mean, if it's too much to handle, I could always as Oowada to protect me, y'know? He's all big and strong, after all, so saving me probably wouldn't be a big deal for him.

[Then again, she doesn't really need saving considering what endgame spoilers reveal about her...]

JGHJKDJF GENTLY CARESS MY LIFE I CHOKED..

[tsunball]

[ No, she.. doesn't.. but let's keep Leon in his ego world here, okay. ]

.. Hey, wait a moment! Why would you want Oowada to protect you instead, huh? Do you like him better than me?! [ Not that he cares or is jealous-- well, actually, he obviously is. He's like a puppy that needs constant attention. ]

ON SHEER SHOCK?!

[bunnyclip]

[Ego world sounds good to her. I mean, the weather's nice and the economy is doing pretty well, too...]

Maybe I do, maybe I don't. Why? Are you jealous?

[Mmm, yum, yum, feast on that jealousy.]

ON LAUGHTER, ANIKI!!!!

[tsunball]

[ Admitting he's jealous is so uncool, yet he totally is!! Watch Leon watch with the mental dilemma for a bit.. ]

Maybe I want you to like me more than Oowada, yeah! Is there something wrong with that?! [ stop being so tsun, Leon. ] I mean.. what does he have that I don't, huh?

[cutestprogrammer]

So you'll still be joining us, Enoshima-san?

[bunnyclip]

Of course! I can't leave my little-- uh... My little sister all by herself!

[cutestprogrammer]

It's alright. I... I've decided to tell everyone my secret so you don't have to keep my secret for me, Enoshima-san! I'll be alright!

[bunnyclip]

...H-hey, don't do anything rash. I mean, I don't mind not saying anything until you're really ready, y'know...

[cutestprogrammer]

I'm ready!

[Can't you see how resolute he is, Junko-nee-san? And not that he has much choice, considering he's been put in the male dorm and has roommates...]

[bunnyclip]

[Nee-san is still not sure about this, but if it's really what her little bro wants...]

Well, I'll back you up if someone says something rude, okay?

[cutestprogrammer]

[It's what he wants!]

Okay! Oowada-kun has also promised to help me out!

[And has currently taken Chi-tan back to his room...]

[bunnyclip]

Just be careful around him, okay? I mean, I don't think he'd do anything, but you're seriously cute, y'know? And maybe his resolve will weaken; he's a guy, after all, so when he sees someone like you, he turns into a savage beast.

[...Junko does not like that Oowada has him alone in a room. Not one bit. Keep your legs closed, bro!]

[mustlovedogs]

Awkward?! What're you saying about me, aa?! You think you're funny?

[bunnyclip]

I'm not trying to be funny. You're totally awkward. Super awkward~ Don't worry, though, it's cute. Like you're a puppy, or something.

[mustlovedogs]

[Oh, like a puppy, that does sound pretty good--]

You think I wanna be cute?! I ain't either one, got it?! You better not go spreading lies...

[This is why no one wants to date him, huh...]

[bunnyclip]

[The girls can't handle the manly swagger. It's not his fault!]

Oi! Don't go around calling me a liar, jerk! If I think you're cute I've got every right to say it! And who cares if you're cute or not, anyway?! If your gang can't handle having a cute leader, then they need to man up, y'know?!

[Being called a liar is totally uncool. So totally uncool it hurts.]

Would you rather I call you a fat, ugly slob?

[mustlovedogs]

[That's right it totally isn't, you understand!!]

That'd be just as much of a lie!! I didn't call you a liar, alright?! It's just not true, I don't care what you think it is, that's now how it is!! It's not about the gang anyway, just totally untrue!

[bunnyclip]

[If she had the necessary parts, she'd make the perfect aniki!!]

Eh?

[She leeeaans in, ducking under the corncob of hair, eyes narrowing-- Geez, this is probably the closest he'd ever been to a girl, Junko's gotta tease him about that later, but more importantly...]

You're blushing. You're blushing! You're totally blushing! That's so cute!

[mustlovedogs]

[She'll just have to be an Aneki instead]

What the hell are you talking about, I'm not doing anything like that?!

[But of course, when she's that close and calling him out on it...it only gets worse.]

[bunnyclip]

[But-- But--!]

Hey, don't lie, Oowada! You're totally right red!

[She's doing her best not to laugh- she's even slapped her hand over her mouth just to try and keep herself from embarrassing him too much!]