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[aburdenglorious]

 I demand you stop this ridiculousness at once, wench. 

I shall not be your plaything here, my promise to tolerate you in the place called "tumblr" extends nowhere else. 

You've no plans, no scheme. I grow restless just thinking of the nothingness you subject me too. I won't have it. 

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[spiderhorse]

[YES FETCH but with like a bowling ball, he has sharpened teeth with runes carved in then, anything else gets crushed

Ah, yes. The computer. It is a strange thing, isn't it?]

[aburdenglorious]

It is. I am still rather confused by it myself.

[Summoning something nice and uncrushable for his son to play with and it's tossed across this... space with a flick of his wrist.]

[spiderhorse]

[Don't whine about confusion, Mom, your son doesn't have thumbs, okay. It could be worse.

WHOOPS totally not even speaking right now just chasing this thing like a dog, look at him prance. Clearly the best kid he has, totally acting like a really really stupid puppy.

Look at your life choices, Loki. This is why condoms exist.]

[aburdenglorious]

[It was for the good of Asgard!! ... For once. Hmph.]

[Awww, Sleipnir, you're so cute and d'awwww. Loki's smiling, bracing himself for when Sleipnir runs back with it.]

[spiderhorse]

[But you never talk about Daddy :(

So pleased HE IS SO EXCITE RIGHT NOW and he's trotting, he's prancing back over with that giant ball that Mommy magicked just for him. Covered in drool and surrounded by nightmare teeth only the Norse could dream up, he swivels his ears forward and drops it on the ground, looking like he could die of joy.]

[aburdenglorious]

[Never talking about daddy nope.]

[Loki gives him a smile before levitating it up again and tossing it once more.]

[JUST GLAD TO SPEND TIME WITH HIS BABIES OKAY.]