i need the rp equivalent of viagara or sth

[gentle]

What's wrong with you? You were excited about my appearance in that trailer not long ago-- yet your energy seems to dwindle day by day. I would be far more forgiving if you would at least try to do something about your messy inbox! Some of these tags are a month old!

Get yourself together this instant! There are still many things I must do-- and growing complacent while in this disinterested state will only be inconvenient for the both of us later. This is has gone from "a short break" to outright laziness and I will not have it any longer!

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[futureprofessor]

My mun always says, it doesn't matter how old a tag is as long as you answer it!

[gentle]

While very true, my main concern is meeting activity in games. My mun's grown so lazy that getting fifteen tags out of her is akin to pulling teeth from a Sharpedo.

[futureprofessor]

Maybe she should drop one? Or send you to a new one? It's not good if she's not having fun! That's the most important thing!

[gentle]

My mun apologizes for the delay of this response-- her family has great difficulty keeping the refrigerator organized to her specificity and as a result, she is often forced to lecture them on proper storage etiquette.

Perhaps that's it? Maybe she is no longer having fun? We have been together for over a year, and she has been stressed out lately... I must devise a way for her to relax so she can resume proper activity!

[futureprofessor]

It's alright, my mun apologizes too! Her boos demands her presence at the most incovenient mooments. But she says that she "adds so much +1" on proper refrigerator organization.

Maybe a hiatus to rest will do her some good! Have bonding time together playing the sequels! My mun and I can't wait anymore for it. She says you better don't make her look for you in an annoying dungeon.

[gentle]

My mun says something about understanding the pains of an bothersome boss. I would quote her ver batim but her language can be very...colorful, and does not bear repeating.

That sounds like a good idea! Good thinking, Bianca! My mun and I are also excited-- apparently there are only twenty-six days left until our waiting pays off. I can't promise I am not hiding in a dungeon, though.

[futureprofessor]

Ouch. Yeah, my mun usually has a... colorful language, as you call it.

Thanks, I'm glad to be able to help! Don't mind her - I think she thinks most dungeons are annoying. But who can be mad at those adorable Swoobats?

[heartboobs]

Aw, try to think positive! I'll buy a million double banana smoothies at Striaton, just to bump up business and cheer you up if I have to!

[gentle]

That's very kind of you, Maya, but that would no doubt be very expensive! Your support alone is enough. The truth is, I'm fine, but my player... She's become too lazy! I don't know how to pick her spirits back up...

[ophiovacca]

My, my, someone is impatient~ [she almost seems impressed with this sudden fire.]

[gentle]

You and I should be hugging and playing Sburb right now! Instead, my mun is sitting in her Pikachu pajama pants and vegetating! This is unacceptable, and frustrating as well.

[ophiovacca]

Only hugging?

[EVIL GRIN]

[gentle]

I suppose we could have a tickle-fight, but I have a feeling you would win.

[he assumes she's just smiling like that because she really really REALLY likes hugs.]

[ophiovacca]

[SHE LAUGHS. A LOT. oh god. she kisses him on the cheek.]

You're too cute. And yes, I would win. I always do~

[gentle]

[at least he wasn't wrong!!! was that some kind of alternian expression of affection? maybe she was accepting him as a member of her pack? oh, but trolls seemed to be solitary creatures... gosh, this is hard, he's just going to nod like he gets it.]

Thank you, Regina. I can only hope one day, I become as adept at tickling as you are.

[ophiovacca]

[she just... grins at him.]

Maybe someday I'll teach you~

[gentle]

Really? Thank you. I'm looking forward to it.

[ophiovacca]

You and I both. Maybe I can show you some of my... technique... when we're able to resume our other thread together.

[shadowsnagger]

Tell me about it.

[He knows that feel, bro.]

[gentle]

It's frustrating, especially with the responsibility that comes with being in games. She can't even bother herself to canon review for me!

[he's so mad he could puff up like a qwilfish and explode pointy things everywhere.]

[calcoolating]

If medication is needed...

Well. I can feed your mundane all sorts of things, if she wants, hmm?

[gentle]

I think she will be just fine without it, but thank you anyway Shuu.

[calcoolating]

And you, N? Are you going to turn my offer down as well?

I'm simply trying to ensure good physical health for you...

[gentle]

[why are you evil.]

Your concern is truly appreciated, but you musn't waste your precious medicine on me. I am doing quite well, thank you.