ex_braveblade927: (Default)
xander ([personal profile] ex_braveblade927) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-01-16 08:44 am

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But ... why is Hostess going bankrupt?
taketheearsoff: (The artist swims in a lake of pain...)

[personal profile] taketheearsoff 2012-01-16 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[he takes a moment to dab a napkin against his lips before fixing up the curl in his stache once more and smirks coyly at the elf.]

My dearest scorpion, have you ever sampled the luscious divinity; taste of a lifetime that is- the twinkie?

[personal profile] mouthbreathe 2012-01-16 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Not ever... but would you be willing to allow me to taste it upon your body? I feel that is the only way I can truly enjoy its creme-filled flavor while I lick its white sweetness from your own sweetness.
taketheearsoff: (devious)

[personal profile] taketheearsoff 2012-01-16 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
A fine offer for sure~, but now's not the time! Now is the moment of silence, to mourn the passing of a great delicacy. Now we hold our heads low and murmur beneath our breaths our sorrowful eulogies.

Then again~, that is quite the offer~.

[tease tease]

[1/2]

[personal profile] barebacking 2012-01-16 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[WOW. RUDE.]

[personal profile] barebacking 2012-01-16 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
It is quite the offer, isn't it? It would be much better to mourn them in joy... than sorrow, right?
taketheearsoff: (The artist swims in a lake of pain...)

[personal profile] taketheearsoff 2012-01-16 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[a devious smirk plays upon his red red lips. Mind not the smearing of his pancake make up from tearful laments]

Much like the customs of old. Yaha, you devious creature. We might as well lay upon a bed of twinkies and sing our praises ceiling ward while offering up our bodies and minds...but blood and favors won't save the company. No.

[personal profile] barebacking 2012-01-16 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ But, but... it would make him so happy. ]

No, but it will ease your heart, won't it?
taketheearsoff: (Lewd Fase)

[personal profile] taketheearsoff 2012-01-16 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
It would do nothing for my frail frail heart...but for something else, I could say otherwise.

[personal profile] barebacking 2012-01-16 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Something else? And what would that be?