...you didn't make that joke....

[justliketheolddays]

 You're sitting there like a dumbass in an N7 tee, going "LOL I R HAVE N7 SHIT ON AND HAD SHEPERD'S PIE LOL.  HEY SHEP I ATE UR PIE."  Jesus Christ.  You know, you're a sad sack of fucking humanity.   What the shit am I supposed to do with you?

I'm just.

Really?

Really?!

Don't you even try and tell me Joker would have gone there.

Comments

[unholy_terror]

Considering what he uses your ship's computers for?

[justliketheolddays]

...point.

[unholy_terror]

Still a dumb joke though. I mean sure you can't stop yourself from thinking about it but you don't need to blurt something that stupid out.

[justliketheolddays]

She found it ridiculously funny at the time.

[dominion_war_graduate]

Honestly, it's only your reaction that makes it amusing.

[justliketheolddays]

...that's what she said.

[dominion_war_graduate]

Wow. I'm astounded, Shepard.

[justliketheolddays]

That is the one time where that actually applies.

[dominion_war_graduate]

Ha! All right, that makes sense.

[justliketheolddays]

Glad it does, soldier.

[dominion_war_graduate]

I prefer to think of myself as an explorer first. Captain Warren Matthews, USS Equinox with Starfleet.

[justliketheolddays]

Once a soldier, always a soldier. [A quick smile.] Commander Sarka Shepard.

[dominion_war_graduate]

I'm somewhat familiar with at least one of you. My ship had an unfortunate encounter with several disagreeable vessels that looked rather like giant mollusks before receiving aid from a ship calling itself Normandy.

[justliketheolddays]

The SR-1 and SR-2 are both good ships, good crews. Good to see we get around.

[dominion_war_graduate]

I don't doubt it. Still, I'm told it'll take quite some effort on my own crew's part to keep our ship from being dissected by either Cerberus or the Citadel.

[i_am_da_lawson]

[justliketheolddays]

[i_am_da_lawson]

Recommend mission abort, Commander.

[justliketheolddays]