True, but it's like I said: you're just that kind of person. You get along with everybody, and if you had your way everyone would be friends. [Just like your brother! And your father. And his mun.]
Just be careful, all right? And don't forget to have fun. [noogie]
I'll be fine, don't worry about -- [Ohay, he got noogied.]
Waaah, hey! Zero!!
[Of course, the familiar gesture sends X into a much-needed peal of laughter. Really, considering the crap his mun puts him through -- not to mention canon -- some levity does the guy good.]
[At the mention of women, prepare to see a cherry red blush that probably rivals your armor, Zero. Though really he'd have to be slammed in the face with a 2x4 in order for him to notice if someone had that sort of affection for him.]
Aaaaghh! I-I don't know what you're talking about!
[Him and that pretty mermaid girl were just friends!]
[Zero lets up on his grip just enough so X can move his head around, still grinning.]
Oh yeah, you should see her when she sees you being badass or cute as a button. She just gushes and wants to fawn all over you...and do "things" to you.
[This exchange is almost...surreal to X. Seeing himself chase Zero with scissors because Zero teased him in a way that made him blush so red his brain nearly crashed.
Never had he thought he'd be in a Universe where this would exist.]
It's really okay! I...it just surprised me, that's all! You don't have to blame him for it.
[X heard ya, honey, he's just a little busy chasing Zero around before finally knocking him to the ground and promptly sitting on his back. Zero, meanwhile, is laughing his ass off.]
[Well, at least neither of them were hurt. And, okay, the image was a little funny, considering that Zero's always saving him where he's from. It does earn a good chuckle out of X.]
[Here they go. Really, X knew they wouldn't hurt each other; they were essentially him and his own Zero, except most definitely further along than they were.
He wondered if this was how they looked to people in his time, too?
As it was, he was just going to sit off to the side and watch, chuckling a bit.]
[Zero just gives a small shrug, and as if X doesn't weigh anything at all he rises to his knees and lets X flail a little as he slides off Zero's back.]
It's cool, I had work anyway XD
Just be careful, all right? And don't forget to have fun. [noogie]
Ah, I know how that is.
Waaah, hey! Zero!!
[Of course, the familiar gesture sends X into a much-needed peal of laughter. Really, considering the crap his mun puts him through -- not to mention canon -- some levity does the guy good.]
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What was that? You'll be what? Fine? How many ladies are after your fine self this time, huh?
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Aaaaghh! I-I don't know what you're talking about!
[Him and that pretty mermaid girl were just friends!]
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You are so easy, X. You're a favorite of my mun's, you know.
[Zero you stop that right now!]
D'awww, but it's so fun! *munches popcorn*
I am not easy--
[Though wait, hold the phone. Stopping in mid-movement, he blinks.]
...I am?
Ima kill Zero for this if my X doesn't first XD
Oh yeah, you should see her when she sees you being badass or cute as a button. She just gushes and wants to fawn all over you...and do "things" to you.
[LHIUGILYTUIH ZERO!]
LMAO XD
...
......
No, it's not a brain reboot after all. He's just so embarrassed that he can't do anything.]
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Okay, he has to lay on one more. Just one more.]
She absolutely adores you.
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I...ah. Um...
[Hey, he got his voice back! How about that?]
I'm...I'm flattered. T-tell her I said "thank you".
[A pause.]
As I tell my mun to stop laughing.
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She says "You're welcome, sweetheart, now excuse me while I 'discipline' this guy." ...Kinky.
[Blink. Ohcrap his X gunning for him, SHIT HE HAS SCISSORS, brb dashing away!]
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Never had he thought he'd be in a Universe where this would exist.]
It's really okay! I...it just surprised me, that's all! You don't have to blame him for it.
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I don't need to be encouraging him, either.
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Fair enough.
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I'm sorry he put you through that, though.
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Really, it's all right. I think I actually needed that.
[Not just because his mun constantly berates him for being 'too serious', either.]
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....No, no I don't think I will just yet.
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He wondered if this was how they looked to people in his time, too?
As it was, he was just going to sit off to the side and watch, chuckling a bit.]
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Entirely too easy.
[No, he couldn't resist that last one.]
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Shut up, Zero.