Voice Test. Thinking lastvoyages

[thekingofengland]

[Stiff. Formal]

Madam.

You persist in thinking that my presence on a boat ordained by god to teach men and women life lessons is an essential thing. That it "Must happen". Then you persist in taking the lord's name in vain. Crying out to him and insisting that he place me there must not be so.

I have done nothing to warrant incarceration, or violence on my behalf. Any right thinking monarch must have a son. I was right to put Ann aside. [sniffs]

Surely, lastly, and most importantly you fail to realize that my absence means England will again be plunged into civil war? The ruling Tudor house will be gone, leaving this country abandoned and bereft.

...Mary can and will do nothing. As you well know. It shall be left up to Katherine.

[He really looks scared there for a moment. And then annoyed] And surely even you would want to strive to prevent that.

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[fotlenke]

[Speaking to Henry' mundane.]

By all means. Take him farrrrrrr away.

[thekingofengland]

I have no need to travel to any such location. And my writer shall convey that.

[His writer says no. She says make him go away. This was a fluke and it's turning into something D:]

[fotlenke]

Hopefully it'll be conveyed in time for you to turn fat and balding

[thekingofengland]

[frown]

Fat and Balding.

[wry smirk]

[lesliemonster]

[Ugh. You are not Henry the 8th, you are Henry the worst and Leslie is looking at you like you smell bad.

And you do.]

Your face is bereft. Of awesome ladies. Because you keep chopping their heads off.

[thekingofengland]

Madam, I suggest you speedily hold your tongue. Ann was my wife to do with as I saw fit.

[He looks shaken] she was a damned treasonous whore! A whore I say. A hundred fucking men. A Hundred.

[lesliemonster]

Now you know that's a lie.

I mean. The logistics alone.

[thekingofengland]

I would not put anything past a witch.

[lesliemonster]

Seriously? You seriously believe that? You're in charge of an entire country and you seriously believe that?

[thekingofengland]

[The unease there is palpable] I shall put nothing past them..

[lesliemonster]

[No way, Henry. Leslie has spent at least two different history classes dreaming of yelling at you. You have to do better than THAT.]

So, she tricked you?

[mosthappy]

His Majesty should not forget his other daughter, Elizabeth.

omg omg best username. Please don't judge me too harshly he's so new. D:

[thekingofengland]

[His eyes narrow] I have not, Madam. She is well cared for. According to her place and station.

thank you!! bfuibsdg and same here, these Tudors kids are tricky!

[mosthappy]

And what is her place and station?

[puremonarch]

If I may ask, your majesty, where is it you shall be traveling to? I should think England will certainly miss the presence of its King.

[thekingofengland]

Jane.

A trip by boat. My writer has a fancy to place me on a boat my lady. It is a folly, and a trifle. But I hope to dissuade her.

[puremonarch]

Certainly -- perhaps in your journey you may send a letter for Edward. I do plan to visit him, my lord, with your permissions, and I should like dearly for him to hear his father's words.