Voice Test; Yes. It's the Dark Shadows Movie.

[nobigdealokay]

...I can't believe you're serious. Just because you have to wait a month you're actually going through with apping me?

No. no fucking way. What about saying that people fucking hated my movie?

I haven't done anything wrong I don't want to go to jail.

Comments

I love you with the passion of a thousand suns xD - mostly kidding

[unholy_terror]

Hey I liked your movie. It was fun for what it was.

SHE WON'T LEAVE plus we're both named Carolyn.

[nobigdealokay]

...Thanks. I think.

Oh nice xD Lex here is a book character I fell in love with xP

[unholy_terror]

And the way you were at the start of the movie kind of reminded me of well me before I started my new job.

HI I LOVE YOU

[philander]

You break some noise enforcement law with that record player?

[never_lies]

You sir are a deplorable human being.

[Yes you just got told off by a former American president.]

fajklsefj

[philander]

People I've never even met keep telling me that. Why?

[never_lies]

Many of us are aware of things you have done.

Such as leaving your son.

If I was a lesser man I would strangle the life from you where you stand.

[philander]

[And that is him taking a few steps backwards because let's not have a repeat of Barnabas with this stranger thanks.]

Okay, then. How?

[never_lies]

Your life is a film in the world of the mundanes. They relay the information back to us.

[philander]

"Mundanes."

[A pause. What is even happening right now.]

Yeah.

I did always think that, if any of our family was destined for movie-stardom, it would've been me.

[never_lies]

I'm going to make something very clear to you. I am of Barnabas' ilk so I suggest keeping your comments to yourself.

You are nothing more than a minor and disgusting antagonist.

Oh my god how did I not see this hello new favorite person ever.

[nobigdealokay]

It's not noise. It's music and whatever they're going to have to deal.

i slowly feel like i'm collecting the whole cast it's amazing.

[philander]

Long as it's getting out of the house.

Who's "they?" And let's not pretend it's New York, shall we?

There are others? Oh my god. ;_;

[nobigdealokay]

About fucking time. Only good thing about this stupid trip. [She folds her arms across her chest]

They. There's this space boat apparently. And she thinks I need to learn some manners. So I have to go.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID. there's a couple barnabas... es... barnabi? and an angie. and i have a julia.

[philander]

Hey. Language. [Not that he cares. He's not a normal uncle, he's a cool uncle, right?]

Space boat. Right.

Okay.

Because a great way to learn manners is to shove you in there with a bunch of astronauts and no qualifications.

AWPOHGW. FAMILY. Dysfunctional family come to me. /touches. You guys have a game?

[nobigdealokay]

[Eyeroll. Except then here, someone who she can bitch at. Someone who might understand.]

No no! It gets better. It gets better. It's not just astronauts. It's a bunch of people built for rehabilitation. She thinks it would work.

Like I have anything to be rehabilitated for. Like I have anything I need to learn. [Quiet Carolyn. If they had a Regina George they will make use of you. Plus there's the furry problem you could learn more about.]

YEAH BASICALLY. BASICALLY. and no augh. i just ran into the barnabas and angelique here. and i'm

[philander]

really long winded gonna send julia to singularity and see if i can conjure up some enablement.))

So - space rehab. [Yes, Roger, that's what she just said. And not even touching that last little remark.]

Liz know about this?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Yeah, I'd say you got the raw end of the deal.

[nobigdealokay]

...She says I can't play my music as loud as it needs to be fucking played.

She says.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Get out of here. Why the fuck not?

[nobigdealokay]

...She says I have to learn to play nice with others and that music should be played at appropriate volumes.

Bullshit.

[She squints] Did you just say Fuck?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Pfft. Appropriate to who?


Yeah, so what?

[nobigdealokay]

I know. Who gives a fuck? I need it

[eyebrow raise] Nothing. Didn't catch it before. You're like what, seven? eight?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Heh. You sound hard up. Hope you stick to your guns.

(counts) About twelve, I guess, by now. Why do you care?

[not_like_the_rest]

It wasn't bad, just most of the references flew right over my muns head.