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[reminiscing]

We do this every other week honey, it's gotta stop. I understand, you miss me. Can't say I blame you for that, I make myself awfully easy to miss. But you're stretched too thin, and I'm a lot to handle.

Maybe when that new comic comes out it'll light a fire under your ass, but until then you just have to sit tight.

But shit, I do look good, don't I?

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[diedinnewyork]

Babe, you are, were, and always will be one of the all-time greats.

[reminiscing]

Lord knows I don't need you of all people telling me that.

[diedinnewyork]

But it's the truth darlin'. I mean you knew it right? The way you talk, way you walk..

[This is how big gruff men show affection. Horrible...horrible affection.]

[reminiscing]

[omg you're so gross eddie.]

So if I know it, that means you don't have to go around telling me how good I look.

[sob a part of her loves it still though she's a horrendous attention whore.]

[diedinnewyork]

...Girls like you like compliments. [Right? he'll just-slide in here. Oh so close yet not close enough right? Right?]

You like compliments.

[reminiscing]

Not from you.

[diedinnewyork]

Come on Sal. I could still make you laugh. Remember fighting the Manic muncher and you were giggling and grinnin' at me?

[This is sad. Stop it Eddie. :| ]

AND TO THINK I THOUGHT I'D NEVER USE THIS HIDEOUS USERNAME

[shortshorts]

You always look good, Sal.

AWOPEGHIWOPGHWPOGIHWPOHGPWOHIGWPOHIGPWOHGOPWHG

[diedinnewyork]

[/ignore the writer freaking the fuck out.]

...Jesus Fucking Christ. Hollis Mason! You bastard!

[here he is grinning and grinning.]

LFMASLDGKJAFDA DEAR LORD

[shortshorts]

[ oh it's eddie. 8| ]

You're looking lively, Eddie.

YOU LOVE HIM. YOU ALL LOVED HIM.

[diedinnewyork]

[Just gonna come up here and hug you dude. OLD MAN HUG. BRO HUG. Hug that if you weren't Hollis Mason ex-cop you might break five or six ribs. maybe]

Hell still kicking for as long as I can am I right?

UH I THINK YOU MEAN BEAUTIFUL USERNAME THAT A GENIUS CAME UP WITH

[reminiscing]

[GUESS WHO HAD A BIG OLD SLICE OF HUMBLE PIE THIS MORNING

not sally

but she's going to pretend she did.]

Only when you see me. I have my off days too, y'know.

OH RIGHT OF COURSE HOW COULD I FORGET

[shortshorts]

I don't believe that for a minute. I used to see you most everyday, remember?

EXACTLY. :|

[reminiscing]

[also oh ow my heart.]

You used to. Not so much anymore.