Voice Test (Canon is Hyde & Closer)

[chainsaw_teddy_bear]

Y'know kid. You should really focus on your other muses b'fore ya bring me out.

Besides I'm really busy and sittin' round here doing nothing ain't exactly my cup of tea, unless you've got a few plans up your sleeves for something for me to do now, I suggest doing something more productive with your time.

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OH MAN this comment is superlate but this is Hyde I cannot resist

[clonksukcer]

[This right here could easily be a scene out of your worst damn nightmare, but there's something about THIS walking, talking plush doll in particular that DOESN'T make you run screaming for the hills. Might be the fact that he isn't anatomically correct, like most of the dolls you grew up with.

MAN social services would've had a field day with your bro.]

so is that whole humphrey beargart thing just an act
or are you the kinda stuffed animal that genuinely has more important shit to deal with than having omnipotent assholes throw you in multidimensional torture dungeons?

:D

[chainsaw_teddy_bear]

Who's actin'?

Let's just say I still need ta be there for m'boy Shun, and time ain't exactly somethin' that's workin' with me.

[clonksukcer]

kay
now im not gonna argue with a stuffed animal whose got a deeper voice than me on this subject
but how old is this kid?

[chainsaw_teddy_bear]

13.

I should know, I've been with him since t'ol man assigned me ta protect him.

[clonksukcer]

most peeps wouldve put their stuffed toys away by then
societal pressure to conform and all that jazz preventing us from being one with our fuzzy selves
i think cigar-smoking protector bears are exempt from the rule on account of overwhelming cool tho

[chainsaw_teddy_bear]

Like hell I'll just let Shun-boy off on his own without t'proper protection, but that kid has the makin' of a great sorcerer, one these days he won't need me ta watch his back anymore.

[clonksukcer]

so youre a magic motivational teddybear
all this time i never believed puppets could be a force for good but right now
right here
i think im ready to season those words and shove them right down my mouth