forever homeless

[saputello]

Signorina,

While I appreciate the attention, it is not necessary. You have said yourself you do not plan for me to be here long. Deludente but I am not one to hold a grudge, ah? Sto scherzando. Perhaps I should enjoy what little time I have left and pray you do not latch onto the idea of sending my culo near one of your 'games'.

Con affeto,

Ezio Auditore da Firenze

Comments

[aragami]

I don't speak Spanish, bro.

[saputello]

I am not too familiar with it myself.

[aragami]

Well, you were sayin' all that shit, I figured you had some idea. Your mun from a different country?

[saputello]

No. You are unfamiliar with Italia?

[aragami]

I think I fought there once. Don't know the language though. All Europeans sound the same to me.

'Sides, games ain't that bad, you know?

[saputello]

You are from where, exactly?

[aragami]

Japan. Heard of it?

[saputello]

I have not travelled so far afield.

[aragami]

It's out east, from where you are. Way east. It's a cool place, you should go there. We got lots of fun stuff. Just ask your mun.

[theotherspeedy]

Eh heh heh. I'll just be over here. Fanning myself. Really should'a taken Italian in high school.

[Stupid sexy romance languages]

[saputello]

I can help with that, bella donna.

[theotherspeedy]

[asdfkgadfa]

Of course you can.

[saputello]

Bene. Do I get the pleasure of a name?

[theotherspeedy]

Mia. [Her voice totally didn't just squeek, did it? Oh god.]

[saputello]

Mia? A beautiful name to match. Molto lieto, Mia, I am Ezio.

[theotherspeedy]

Careful, Ezio. I could get used to this.

[saputello]

Bene. As you should. You do not always receive such deserving treatment?