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dear_mun2012-05-24 11:36 am
wasneverasked) wrote in dear_mun2012-05-24 11:36 am
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thousand ship launching face in the house!
No. I do not want to participate in any of those "MeeMees". I am the Queen of Sparta. A Spartan Queen does no participate in such foolishness, and I--wait. I am sounding like Clytemnestra. How boring.
Never mind my words! By all means, let us go and enjoy ourselves. However, I refuse to take part in any erotic activities. By order of the Queen, and I am absolutely certain that Menelaus will agree with my decree.
Sincerely,
Helen, Queen of Sparta
Never mind my words! By all means, let us go and enjoy ourselves. However, I refuse to take part in any erotic activities. By order of the Queen, and I am absolutely certain that Menelaus will agree with my decree.
Sincerely,
Helen, Queen of Sparta