Me and my towerofanimus addiction.

[andajarofdirt]

...not gonna work, missus, you can't sail a ship inside a tower.

[Mun mutters something untoward.]

Oi, I probably could, but there's still the tiny little detail of givin' me one good reason to try.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Oi! Don't complain, I ain't any happier about not havin' my ship an' crew around!

[andajarofdirt]

So you are not happy, but you do ban complaints, which by course of fact tends to elucidate one's state of non-noncompliance and all around agreeability to the situation at hand.

[Pause]

Is that right?

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

...

I don't understand a word of what you just said. Try makin' sense, eh?

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[andajarofdirt]

[A look. He clears his throat.]

In short, if you have to hurt, so does everyone else?

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

No but every one does anyway. People die or get dismembered. My friend Pipit lost his eye.

[terraformagica]

That's the same place I'm being considered for...

[andajarofdirt]

...that's a very bad salespitch.

[andajarofdirt]

But what your personal considerations about it, lass?

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Was I s'posed to make it sound good? My mistake.

[andajarofdirt]

[Off-handedly.]

It usually is.

[A hand-wave.]

Well, I guess I'll wish you good luck with your deadin', dismemberin', eye-losey Tower. I'm definitely not goin' anywhere near it.

[terraformagica]

I think it'll be an adventure, but I'll miss my friends...

[andajarofdirt]

Ah! The always noble call to adventure, yes. A whole new world to discover and new people to rediscover yourself with!

[He nods.]

Sounds enthralling, be sure to write me a letter tellin' me all about it.

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Don't think you gotta choice, funny man.

[not_like_the_rest]

To fuck with people's minds?

[andajarofdirt]

Good thing the world does not work according to what you think, little lady.

[andajarofdirt]

Contrary to popular belief, love, that's not the cause of what I do. Just a recurring side-effect.

[primogen_vampirate]

I, for one, would enjoy seeing you sail a ship inside a tower.

[not_like_the_rest]

Oh, I couldn't care why you would do it. That's just the reason I'd do it.

[andajarofdirt]

Would you, really, darlin'?

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Course not, our world revolves around th'people with the keyboards.

And it's Tetra! I ain't no lady!

[primogen_vampirate]

It would be most amusing, I should think. Probably a disaster, but we all need a good disaster every now and again.

[andajarofdirt]

Then you can go off and do it all by your lonesome. I'll wait here.

[andajarofdirt]

Now, now, I like you, lass, so I'm goin' to tell you a secret if you promise to think about it hard enough. The world belongs to the smarter, keyboard or not.

[andajarofdirt]

We do! Usually at someone else's expense and from a prudent distance, aye?

[not_like_the_rest]

Thanks for the ship then.