on joining shiningworld with haru, canon is tsuritama

[tsunitama]

W-Well it's... it's nice??

But I'll... I'll never be able to handle this network thing... I'll never post on it! What if I say something stupid?! What if everyone laughs at me for not knowing where I am?

Wh-what if girls make fun of me????

I-- I can't! I can't do this! You can't make me talk to anyone, ever! I'll just, talk to Haru, and- it's not like I need to deal with anyone else, right?! Haru's just an exception because he's an alien, right?!!

This is never going to work!

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[haahaaheeheehoohoo]

[Sup bro. There's a puppet sitting in the corner.]

[tsunitama]

[ ... well, it's a puppet, so... that's not very interesting.

BACK TO FREAKING OUT BECAUSE AAAA PEOPLE STARING AND LAUGHING ]

[killeverythingcute]

Oh shut up! Your really annoying me now.

[tsunitama]

I'm sorry!!

[ GOD JUST KILL HIM NOW ]

[killeverythingcute]

YOUR STILL DOING IT!
[Now he's shooting at you.]

[flamesofazure]

Why w0u1d p%opl& m@k& fun 0f y0u?
(Why would people make fun of you?)

[tsunitama]

[ A ZOMBIE OH FUCK

DSHFKHDGJKS ]

B-Because... they just would! I just don't like people!!

[flamesofazure]

[Yep he's just creepin' in here.]
Why d0n't y0u l!k& p%opl&?
(Why don't you like people?)

[tsunitama]

I want to, but I just... I can't talk to them!

I always freeze up!! I hate being stared at and being judged, alright?

Why should I explain myself to a zombie?!

[flamesofazure]

...Z0mb!&?

[tsunitama]

[ well duh, you're sort of... scary looking, azu-kun. ]

[flamesofazure]

[Well, he's not sure how he's a zombie. So he's just going to stare at you all zombie-like.]

[needspaper]

Excuse me, sir! Do you have any paper? I really need some paper, if you wouldn't mind!
[...There's a hand in a toilet.]