Possible spoilers for Blackout within

[peedonzombies]

Yeah, well, that sucked.

But you're right, I am pretty "amazeballs."

Comments

[tinfoil_angel]

You pissed on a zombie?

[peedonzombies]

More than one.

[tinfoil_angel]

Isn't that kind of dangerous. Zombie bites are probably bad enough as they are but at that particular region of the anatomy?

[peedonzombies]

I was perfectly safe. [No she wasn't.] The jeep I was on was going faster than they were. And I was armed.

Haha she reminds me of a muse I'm thinking of making once I find a PB xD

[tinfoil_angel]

If you say so. I still wouldn't trust it.

Awesome! Best kind of muse, right ehre.

[peedonzombies]

I'm still alive and unzombiefied, right? That should be enough proof that it's safe.

[It really, really isn't.]

I think I will be tagging you with her in a little bit

[tinfoil_angel]

Or that you were lucky.

Haha, awesome! I am down with that.

[peedonzombies]

Or that I'm just really good with a cattle prod.

[tinfoil_angel]

You were killing zombies with a cattle prod while pissing on them?

[peedonzombies]

I was paralyzing zombies with a cattle prod. Big difference.

And she'll be tagging in a second :3

[tinfoil_angel]

Then again I was growing strawberries during the apocalypse so I guess I can't judge on weird past times.

[peedonzombies]

Apocalyptic strawberries? That is definitely a little weird. But in a good way.

[truthwontrest]

Becks, I...

Thank you. For everything. For looking out for Shaun while I was gone. We owe you, about a thousand times over.

[peedonzombies]

Don't go getting all sentimental on me. I can still shoot you.

[truthwontrest]

[ Smirk. There's the Becks we know and love. ] So no dead girl bonding time, then? Because I was really looking forward to that.

[peedonzombies]

Just like I was looking forward to retirement and becoming a trophy wife.

[truthwontrest]

So what is your problem with me? Worrying I'm a plant, or that I'm going to hurt Shaun, I get that, but I think we're past that now.

[peedonzombies]

I don't really have a problem with you, you're just...dead.

...then again, so am I.

But it takes a while for a girl to adjust, you know?

[truthwontrest]

[ A flat, dry laugh and a nod. ] I'm familiar with the feeling. I'd say you'll get used to it, but I'm not sure I have yet.

[peedonzombies]

I probably won't. But hey, maybe eventually I'll relax about it a little more.

[truthwontrest]

Not pointing guns at the other non-zombified dead boys and girls would be a good start... [ NOPE, NOT CRANKY ABOUT THAT AT ALL. ...because Georgia doesn't hold grudges or anything. ]

[peedonzombies]

Old habits die hard.

[Really. They kind of do.]

[dyingforyou]

So that was bullshit.

On the bright side, we blew up the White House, and that was pretty cool out of context.

[ grimace ] Miss you, Becks.

[peedonzombies]

We blew it up? I'm pretty sure I blew it up. I definitely made my parents proud with that one.

[She kinda glares a little bit.] Yeah, whatever.

[dyingforyou]

You know what, you're right. You were the one with an awesome grenade, you were the one who saved our asses, and you went out with a real bang, no pun intended.

...Okay, seriously, what the hell is that face for? You were my friend. I miss you.

[peedonzombies]

I've set a new standard for dramatic blogging, that's for sure.

[She's not good at this sentimental thing, Mason. Especially with you.] I miss you, too, I guess.

[dyingforyou]

[ it's ok, he's bad at it, too, but her being dead requires a little sentiment. ]

I'm pretty sure I'll never top it. I probably shouldn't try.

[peedonzombies]

Don't you dare go stealing my thunder, Mason. I worked hard for it.

[Okay, yeah, she's smiling now. Damnit, Shaun.]

[dyingforyou]

Well, we're practically camping in rural Canada. Which is pretty adventurous. But I'm not planning on topping it any time soon - that was the crowning glory of the After the End Times Irwins, and I will let the record stand.

No one else is good enough to top it. [ crooked grin ]

[peedonzombies]

Flattery will get you nowhere with me, Mason. Not when I was alive, and not during the afterlife.

[dyingforyou]

Flattery? No no, I'm just saying I'm pretty much the only one on staff who can be awesome enough to top blowing up the White House. I'm just having a nice ego trip.

[peedonzombies]

Yeah, like you could ever top something that awesome.

[YEAH RIGHT, SHAUN.]

this icon. it's just so versatile.

[dyingforyou]

Oh, you think so? In that case, I may be convinced to try to top your record of awesome on sheer principle!

I love it!

[peedonzombies]

Good luck with that, Mason. I'll be looking on from the great beyond, laughing at your failure.

o/

[unholy_terror]

Hey don't listen to that guy up there. That sounds awesome!

Woo!

[peedonzombies]

Oh, it was. Believe me. It got some pretty high ratings.

[unholy_terror]

And you did it on tv?!

I think I have a new role-model in life.

[peedonzombies]

Not TV, the internet. But I guess it might as well have been.

[Choosing Becks as your rolemodel? Well...you could do worse. But you could do way better.]

[unholy_terror]

Yeah that is close enough. That's actually better than if you did it on tv I think.

[She was (mostly) kidding.]

[peedonzombies]

Larger audience, and it can be replayed forever. What more could a girl want?

[unholy_terror]

Zombie whack-a-mole?

[peedonzombies]

That's always been one of my favorite games.

[unholy_terror]

Your world sounds like a blast.