(no subject)

[recordstinker]

It isn't at all fair that the Pevensies get all of the attention. Honestly, what snobs!

I'd wager my mun even prefers them. I don't see why, I'm just as charming.

Comments

[ineuphony]

Charming, huh?

[recordstinker]

Well, yes, charming! Why do you say it like that.

[he doesn't have an attitude problem or anything.]

[ineuphony]

( oh no, of course not. )

Calling them snobs isn't exactly gentlemanly, is it?

[recordstinker]

It is only gentlemanly if it is the truth! Why would I lie? That isn't very gentlemanly, either, you know.

[ineuphony]

Because I've spoken with a few of them. They don't seem that bad.

[theboywiththebook]

You're joking right?

[He's talking about your charmingness.]

[recordstinker]

And why would I be joking? That's ridiculous.

[judging you like no other]

[theboywiththebook]

Because you're not charming.

[Honest to you like no other...okay that's probably not true.]

[recordstinker]

Well! I don't even know you, so it doesn't matter at all what you think, does it?

[ Eustace can't hear honesty. he just hears himself, so it's okay.]

[theboywiththebook]

Than why are you even telling people if you don't care what they think?

[practicality]

How does that make us snobs, Eustace?

[recordstinker]

Well. You do get all of the attention, of course, and it isn't as though you've done anything fantastic or anything like that. It's quite ridiculous, especially when it's undeserved.

[snort!]

[practicality]

That's a bit too much, don't you think? [ especially since narnia, but he doesn't know about that. and susan's not in the mood for petty fights anyway. ]

[recordstinker]

I don't think so. Why would it be? Lucy and Edmund have been nothing but mopey since I've known them. It's rather ungrateful!

[practicality]

Have you ever tried asking them why that is?

[recordstinker]

And why would I bother with that? I have other things I need to do.

[practicality]

Such as?

[recordstinker]

Well I do need to study for my maths, of course. And there is a splendid program on tonight.

[ he's making this up, it may be more than obvious due to the redness of his cheeks. ]

[practicality]

[ she shakes her head at him. eustace has never been a favorite cousin and this is exactly why. ] It would only take a minute or two, I think, and I know they'll appreciate it.

[aphoenixsong]

Charm can be subtle.

[recordstinker]

And what is that supposed to mean?

[aphoenixsong]

Perhaps your charm is too subtle for her? (He is enjoying himself.)

[recordstinker]

H-her? That's nonsense, I don't even know who you're talking about!

[ clearly, eustace is not! ]

[greymelee]

Yeah, charming. Right.

[atomic_wrath]

[Must resist urge to have Godzilla pop up to scare the little bugger.

Must resist urge to have Godzilla pop up to scare the little bugger.

Gave in. Have a Godzilla who isn't too appreciative of people like Eustice.]

[recordstinker]

[ Eustace will one day turn into a dragon, but for now, he's just a boy. A very, very startled boy who does nothing more than stare. ]

[atomic_wrath]

[Godzilla decides to make his irritation more apparent by doing his classic roar!]

[sublimity]

[:/]

Can't say I blame your mun.

[recordstinker]

How selfish! My mun likes me just fine, mind you. At least I don't spend all of my days playing pretend. Nutters, all of you.

[ haaaarumph. ]

[sublimity]

That's a bit unnecessary, don't you think?

[Sigh...just...not in the mood for an argument, especially when he knows you won't listen.]

[just]

By gum, it's Eustace! ( The exclamation is accompanied by a mischievous grin. ) Uncanny, really. For a moment, I was convinced you were a whinging little weasel instead of a boy.

[recordstinker]

Oh, what was that? I'm sure I hear something, but perhaps it was only the screeching of a street rat.

[ Eustace glares as though he could bore holes into Edmund with one look. ] What do you want?

[just]

A charming street rat, mind you. Pity — I can't say that's a quality weasels share. ( To mess with you, bro. Isn't that reason enough? )

i have missed you <3

[recordstinker]

Charming? [ he snorts ] What's charming about a scraggly, childish nitwit like you? Playing pretend with your sister again, I see.

Ungrateful prat. [ mumble groan. ]

<3!

[just]

( If there's one thing that irritates Edmund, it's Eustace's constant disparaging remarks about Narnia.

But Lucy's not here to get the brunt of the insults, so Edmund just shrugs, brushing it off. ) And why should I be grateful to you, Sir Weasel?