Character is Beet Buster, fandom is Go-Busters, voice testing despite there's no voice to test rn

[beetbuster]

Hey, wouldn't this make more sense if you waited for me to actually premiere, so you could have at least some idea about how I act and relate to others? See, that way, I won't seem OOC in retrospect, and seeing how Go-Busters is kinda dark I don't think I'll be the lulzy yet good-hearted troll you're hoping I'll be...

Oh. You think my actor is hot. 'Hawt,' even. And you were quite fond of the earlier show he was on. Ugh, fine, nevermind, I'll do this.

...

lol any Go-Busters out there, how you livin'?

...

I really hope you're happy, mun.

Comments

[red_pleather]

I was used before episode 1, so I feel your pain.

[beetbuster]

Muns are evil. Pure, pure evil.

(And mine will probably get all indignant if I don't match her headcanon perfectly.)

[red_pleather]

Mine got somewhat frustrated when she had to make bigger adjustments than expected, yes. I'm sure you'll cope.

[beetbuster]

At least you didn't need to upload a new set of icons!

(nvm that she usually never bothers with more than one or two, of course)

[red_pleather]

Oh, we've updated icons a few times now. Not that it does any good. She never remembers which ones she has.

[beetbuster]

Mine'll probably make one in ten seconds from a blurry mid-motion screencap, saturate the ever living heck out if it, then go back to playing Pokemon. :/

[red_pleather]

If that works, that works.

I just hope you're a decent fighter.

[beetbuster]

(flips hair)

(realizes his hair isn't long enough to flip)

(... strokes totally cool and sexy soul patch?)

[red_pleather]

[eyes suspiciously]

[beetbuster]

(waggles eyebrows)

[red_pleather]

[...hand comes up reflexively, nearly pokes you in the eyebrow]

[beetbuster]

!!!

I can introduce you to my eyebrow waxer, if you want...?

[red_pleather]

You have an eyebrow waxer?

[beetbuster]

...

Doesn't everyone?

[red_pleather]

[not at all embarrassedly touching my own]

No!

[beetbuster]

Oh, well, that explains a lot.

Hold on, I think I have her card somewhere on my person...

[red_pleather]

It does?

/is awful

[beetbuster]

Uh, yeah, Mr. Unibrow in the Making.

Re: /is awful

[red_pleather]

I don't think that's very nice!

Re: /is awful

[beetbuster]

[clucks tongue in sympathy/condensecnion]

Nice? No. Truthful, however...

Re: /is awful

[red_pleather]

You'd better be nice to Ryuu-san, at least. That's all I can say.

[interpolate]

Non, non, non my glittery new friend, being the troll is my job, n'est-ce pas?

[beetbuster]

Hey, now, I'm not glittery! I'm shiny. There is a marked difference, and a true gentlevillain should remember that.

And you can't troll them while they're at the Hall of Justice or whatever Kuroki's calling it these days, right?

[interpolate]

Glittery, shiny. Is all the same, really, oui. Attention seeking.

Why would I need to? All it takes is a swipe of a card and I can have them all running to me, any moment of the day. Well trained, they are, mes puces. I'll have you at my beck and call soon enough, écoutez-moi bien.

[beetbuster]

Trust me, there's a difference. (sewing sequins in the outfit for a sparkly was dismissed by Kuroki. :()

And puh-leese. I'm (probably going to be) a billionaire playboy with multiple cute and smart life partners and a magical robot bug for my bff, what could a nerd like you offer me?

(And if you think he got most of this from Iron Man, you are very wrong.)

[interpolate]

Have it your way then, mon scarabée brillant. (A hard life it must be. I understand the attendant difficulties concerning a testy superior all too well.)

Oui, is that so? I think you fail to realize that what you have to offer is of little use to me. I will see you crushed along with the rest~

[beetbuster]

(It is. :( He also wouldn't let Masato have a pikachu as his Buddydroid.)

... Then why do you want me to come to your beck and call? Enh, must be some nerd meme or whatever.

(Yes, he's gonna die. :()

[interpolate]

(Pray tell, why would one want a pikachu?)

Ah, all the better to stomp you flat, mon scarabée.

[beetbuster]

(Because they are cute and cuddly and their ability to control lightning reminds him of a magical past life.)

Yeah, good luck with that, nerd.

(what could possibly go wrong here?)