canon is valkyria chronicles

[valkyrise]

Sergeant Alicia Melchiott, reporting for duty!

... is what I would say, but it doesn't look like I'm on duty for this. Mun, was it? I appreciate your excitement to play me and all, but that means you need to buckle down and get to work on the application. It's not just going to write itself you know! At this rate, you'll never get it done. I know you're nervous, but I'm sure it'll turn out just fine. You just need to believe in yourself a bit.

That said though, while I am looking forward to this too, I can't say the same for some of your potential plans. [Going through the whole I'M A WEAPON WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOR thing is not going to be fun man. c_c] At least think it over a bit, alright?

Comments

[sinfulsong]

Homo sapiens think a lot. [Somehow referring to Alicia's mun with science terms.]

Is working on an application that big of a deal? They're capable of that much by my calculations.

[She studies often don't question the monster blob.]

[valkyrise]

[Interesting way of talking, but maybe this girl is a scientist?] That's what I'm hoping, but she's so lazy it doesn't seem like anything will ever get done.

[sinfulsong]

[Blame Ougai yo. He was kind of crazy.]

I know exactly what she needs.

Motivation!

[valkyrise]

Yes, that's exactly what she needs! But now the question is how to motivate her.

[sinfulsong]

Try making her dinner.

[socializing]

Drop and give me fifty.

[valkyrise]

You're going to have to be tougher than that if you want to be a drill sergeant. [It takes a unique sort of person to tell people things like "YOU'RE ONE STEP CLOSER TO BEING HUMAN, MAGGOT".]

[socializing]

Oh.

[ He looks like he's kinda spacey... ]

Well I thought I'd try.

[valkyrise]

It was a good shot! I think it's the kind of thing where you need to get the hang of it... Or maybe some people are just kind of born with it, but who knows!

[tsunball]

If you don't want to deal with those 'potential plans' of hers, why would you encourage her to write that application..?! Just let her procrastinate and not get anything done!

[valkyrise]

But it sounds like it could be fun! Just that, y'know, there are other ways for it to be more fun.

[tsunball]

I don't know, is the fun really worth going through all sorts of pain for..? I'd rather just be bored.

[valkyrise]

Hmm, I dunno... When you're bored, you sometimes end up wishing for anything to happen. Though I guess when it's bad, that's pretty much "Be careful of what you wish for." and all.

[failedchosen]

Oh! Your mun plans to send you somewhere? That's nice.

[valkyrise]

Yep! A bit of worrisome stuff aside, I'm actually pretty excited about it.

[failedchosen]

I don't think I'm ever leaving my mun's headsapce but- I'm glad you're getting out there!

[valkyrise]

Really? That doesn't sound like a whole lot of fun... Is there no way you can convince her to let you out a bit?

[reservoirs]

I'm sure your mun is only doing what's best for you. Melchiott-san? May I call you Alicia-san?

[valkyrise]

Just Alicia is fine. It feels a little weird to be called with any sort of title off duty. But as for doing what's best for me, well... I have to wonder about that.

[reservoirs]

What kind of plans does she have for you, Alicia?

[valkyrise]

Aha, well... From what I can tell, she wants me to find out about some pretty unpleasant things about myself. I can already tell it won't be a pretty sight.

[womanwomanwoman]

WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN!

[valkyrise]

Er, yes. I'm a woman.

[womanwomanwoman]

Nnnnn....

[Staaaaaaaaare, why are you not freaked out by Animal]

[valkyrise]

... can I help you? [She's really just confused now.]