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dear_mun2012-05-23 05:14 pm
therealgenius) wrote in dear_mun2012-05-23 05:14 pm
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on a meme that spawned the au/psl from hell (in his mind)
Look, honey. Babe. I'm really glad you like me. Just putting that out there. I don't get enough people liking me anymore, so I'll take what I can get. But.
This wasn't part of the agreement, sweetcheeks. We're supposed to be working together. You know, a team? [Like the Avengers, Justin?] I'm really, again, like, you know, thrilled to be working with you. But there's this thing where it stops being teamwork and starts being...uh, the opposite of teamwork. What is that called?
So, you know, the whole letting Loki Assface crash at my place and blow up all the shit in my house when he gets aggravated, making me replace things all the time, you know...okay, I know I have more money than God, but still. How many toasters now? You should really just...you know, enjoy it for what it was. It was kind of funny, I guess. Maybe. To you, I mean, not to me. It wasn't really funny at all, actually. It wasn't what we agreed on.
So you know, ah, uh...the end. No more. No reason for going in that direction again. Just, uh...well, you know, you could always just...stop liking me, I guess.
...I wouldn't mind if you stopped liking me right now, actually. It'd be win/win! I wouldn't have to deal with anymore...humiliation and you wouldn't have to, uh...you can delete these things, right? Deleting would be good. Terminating the contract, as it were. I'd be fine with that.
...okay?
This wasn't part of the agreement, sweetcheeks. We're supposed to be working together. You know, a team? [Like the Avengers, Justin?] I'm really, again, like, you know, thrilled to be working with you. But there's this thing where it stops being teamwork and starts being...uh, the opposite of teamwork. What is that called?
So, you know, the whole letting Loki Assface crash at my place and blow up all the shit in my house when he gets aggravated, making me replace things all the time, you know...okay, I know I have more money than God, but still. How many toasters now? You should really just...you know, enjoy it for what it was. It was kind of funny, I guess. Maybe. To you, I mean, not to me. It wasn't really funny at all, actually. It wasn't what we agreed on.
So you know, ah, uh...the end. No more. No reason for going in that direction again. Just, uh...well, you know, you could always just...stop liking me, I guess.
...I wouldn't mind if you stopped liking me right now, actually. It'd be win/win! I wouldn't have to deal with anymore...humiliation and you wouldn't have to, uh...you can delete these things, right? Deleting would be good. Terminating the contract, as it were. I'd be fine with that.
...okay?