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[forgivemeforhiscrimes]

No.

I don't care if you "ship it, even in a cracky way."

It's inter-species-- yes even if I'm changed for it --it's OOC, and I'M TAKEN!

I know this is a cry likely to all on deaf ears but please don't draw it. I don't care that she has a high opinion of me, according to her mun. It's 5:30 AM, you KNOW you have weird ideas during this time.

Besides, you don't even know how to draw ponies!

Just... go to bed. Please.

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I'm sorry, it's 4am

[loveandarrows]

[Did someone say shipping?]

[forgivemeforhiscrimes]

[Go away.]

[friendship_reporter]

Celestia forbid I ever find myself happy that somepony in this crazy city is sane, what with the evil transvestite demons and eldritch doctors and giant robots and Crmsn around.

Don't worry. My mun says to let you know my door doesn't swing that way, so you'd be safe anyway.

[forgivemeforhiscrimes]

It was the bad product of a phone conversation in the early AM. Either way, neither does my door, but I have a feeling he'll draw it anyway. [If only to try drawing ponies.]

[friendship_reporter]

[HELLO, welcome to Twilight taking things entirely the wrong way.]

Oh, it does? I... suppose that kind of makes sense, if your parents were Bass and Crmsn...

[forgivemeforhiscrimes]

[Blink, sigh.] Alright.. First of all, Crmsn is my step-father if you want to get technical, not one of my biological parents. Secondly, what's that supposed to mean?

[friendship_reporter]

I just had no idea your tastes were like that! It's less a 'nature' and more a 'nurture' thing, what with Crmsn and his crossdressing and gendershifting and all...

[TWI, STOP IT. You're embarassing your mun.]

[forgivemeforhiscrimes]

For the love of... The only one whose tastes absorb that is Crmsn's wife, who has her own gendershifting problems. My tastes are toward perfectly normal, human, girls and to judge by MY wife, ones that are of the "contained spitfire" type. Nothing unusual there.

[friendship_reporter]

..OH. Oh, you meant that... not ponies.

Not, you know, 'not girls'.

Oh geez, I'm sorry.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...More of this shipping stuff?

I'm starting to worry about mine, At first I thought it was just Leo she shipped me with and I was okay with that. No I'm finding she's shipping me with ALOT of people in the city. I mean seriously, just because I get on better with guys it doesn't mean I'm in love with all of them!

[forgivemeforhiscrimes]

So far I've managed to avoid shipping, at least in the city. Now... I don't know. [Sigh.] I swear, the slightest bit of positive contact...

[snowpointvictor]

Ah, 'shipping' every person here's worst enemy. Good thing I'm one of sanest people in there, or I'd start to worry.

You seem like an all right guy though.

[forgivemeforhiscrimes]

I try to be. But unfortunately, nothing seems to be safe. Or sacred.

[snowpointvictor]

Don't I know it. I came from a series where everything and everyone is supposed to be paired. And that's without getting into my 'pairings' as my mun is fond of saying. I know what you're going through.

[pink_resonates]

[Oh look, Legato. It's your favorite not!Aunt totally invading your d_m rant...and your personal space.]

Psht...who bothers actually drawing ponies? Isn't hypothetical pony forms what they have Pony Makers for?

[She'd ask you what you think is wrong with inter-species pairings, but maybe that'd be going down a slippery slope of awkward.]

[friendship_reporter]

If you like cardboard cutouts without any of the artist's original personality. There's something to be said about a more personal touch.

[pink_resonates]

[Twilight, one of these days, somebody needs to give you a sarcasm detector.]

For a quick concept "pony-ization" as a joke though?

And by the way, I think you two should make it a double date. Legato's an awkward social turtle. He gets it from his father. The biological one.

[So much giggling. She's totally dead now, but she's giggling, because it's worth it.]

[friendship_reporter]

...Sorry, I think Rock's too busy being taken by the entire rest of your house to go on a date specifically with Legato.