BLAST FROM THE PAST YOU KNOW YOU WANT SOME OF THIS! [Canon: Reboot]

[chaoticvirus]

[YES I'M DOING THIS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME. HATERS GONNA HATE!]

My, my! How the world has changed! I sure hope I haven't missed on too much!

This world is so different, but my how it's still very much the same. I can't help but contain my excitement!!

I know what you all must be thinking. She's a virus! We can stop her. Well, here's the thing. You really, honestly, and truly cannot! Bob and even my brother Megabyte couldn't get rid of me. What makes you think you can?

Computers are wondrous things after all. And that's the amazing thing about me. There can be so many me's! This is just marvelous!

Now tell me, what kind of havoc can ensue on a bright new world like this?

I doubt my mundane has any idea what she's gotten herself into this time.

[CAN'T BE TAMED!]

Comments

You are awesome

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Here have something biological.]

Virus? The Great and Powerful Trixie wasn't aware diseases were able to think and be able to perform vocalization of sentences.

[chaoticvirus]

There is a horse talking to me. A horse. Well, no. You are rather small. A pony! Oh look at how cute you are!

You remind me of my dear Scuzzy!

I'm not some disease! I'm a powerful computer virus!

[She pokes at Trixie.]

You certainly don't look like a computer.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie was about to correct this thing until it corrected itself.]

Trixie is not a computer, nor is she cute. She's the most enticing, most dazzling, most powerful showmare in all of Equestria!

[She poses dramatically, and fireworks shoot up from behind her, exploding in many pretty colors.]

[chaoticvirus]

[ Amused, it was Hex. The fireworks did it, clearly. ]

Why isn't that just a amusing little trick!

Though, referring to yourself repeatedly in the third person is rather silly.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trixie always entertains her audience.

Trixie can talk however she pleases.

[chaoticvirus]

[ Admittedly, she shouldn't say much of anything about how people should and shouldn't talk. ]

"Great and Powerful" you say?

What exactly can you do?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie can perform the most spectacular feats of magic to ever be witnessed by eyes of any kind!

[chaoticvirus]

Do enlighten me.

[ She honestly doubted the pony could wield such magics. It was a pony for crying out loud! ]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trixie shall gladly enlighten your poor, uninformed mind! She travels all across Equestria, telling everpony of her epic feats and wondrous accomplishments! She has felled manticore, defeated hoards of dragons, and even bested The Dreaded Ursa Major! For the mare in front of you at this very moment is The Grrrreat and Powerful Trrrrixie!

[Yes, she trilled her "r"s. Also, she poses dramatically and did the fireworks thing again.]

[chaoticvirus]

[ She was hardly impressed by the fireworks this time. This point seemed all talk to her. ]

All I've heard so far is yap, yap, yap, and still no proof of your power.

I'm beginning to think you're a one trick pony.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

You dare insult The Great and Powerful Trixie by so callously thinking her a one-trick pony!? Fine! If you wish for her to show you what spectacular feats she can do, she shall show you! And you should feel honored. Trixie doesn't normally give out private shows.

[She rears up on her hind legs, doing theatrical motions to the air and a storm cloud is summoned in that spot. She then slams her front hooves on the ground, and lightning strikes the ground under the storm cloud A puff of smoke with glitter appears in that spot. When the smoke clears, an illusion of Trixie is standing there. It's not perfect, but all of that was still incredibly showy and flashy.]

[chaoticvirus]

You call that powerful magic?

[ Queue the obnoxious cackling. ]

Your programming needs work!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[What is technology.]

Proh gram ing? Trixie demands you to stop speaking nonsense!

[chaoticvirus]

Nonsense? What nonsense? You and your silly tricks are nonsense.

[ With a swift moment of her hand a computer window beside her. ]

Allow me to show you.

[ She fiddled about with the keyboard on the screen for a moment, inputting data. She was going to show this pony a lesson about programming. ]

[ In what she would refer to "nano seconds" later, she pressed the ENTER key, and in front of them appeared a mirror image of the pony. ]

You see? Programming!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Woah. So this thing can do magic, too. Trixie reaches out to see just how real this illusion is.]

[chaoticvirus]

[ The mirror image copied her motions. To the touch, she was as real as the virus that created her. ]

[ She couldn't help but laugh in triumph. ]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Amazing. Even HER illusions aren't up to this level yet. But she's still getting there. Probably a few more years of practice or so.]

Hm! This illusion may feel like the real thing, but The Great and powerful Trixie-

[Remember the illusion SHE created?

"-wonders how your illusion sounds, compared to hers."]

You win EVERYTHING + bonus

[obiwankenobi]

And now we've got viruses with personalities and minds of their own. At least I can't complain about this place being dull.

[chaoticvirus]

Dull? Oh my dear. Nothing is dull while I'm around.

I'm the Queen of Chaos! There's so much fun to be had! Well, for me at least.

All of you just get to suffer. That's fun, isn't it?

AWESOME

[windfang]

[ Excuse him for staring but he has never seen a creature or rather a "virus" like her before. ]

...She seems rather reminiscent of the Gohma.

[chaoticvirus]

[He is excused. It's not everyday you get to see a living computer virus after all.]

The Gohma? What is that? Is it another virus, like me?

[windfang]

The Gohma is an ancient evil that plagues mankind. It's the malevolent will of planet in the form of grotesque beasts.

[chaoticvirus]

[She looked herself over and laughed. Though, just ask quickly as her mask changed to laugh, it changed into a rather depressed frown.]

Are you calling me grotesque? That's so mean!

[windfang]

Perhaps.

[ Sorry, this Demigod has a habit for being a jerk at times. ]

You certainly seem no better than a Gohma.

[chaoticvirus]

[It's quite alright.]

Well, if this beast you speak of causes chaos and destruction, then I suppose I should take that as a compliment.

[windfang]

I mean you no compliment by comparing you to such vile spirits!

[chaoticvirus]

Too late!

[She spins in joy, laughing. Oh yes. This was going to be fun.]

[windfang]

[ He nearly growls at her. Yasha sees no humor in any of this. ]

Mind yourself, woman! If you are anything like those monsters, then I will put you down.

[chaoticvirus]

Aww, I'm so scared. Well, no. I lied. I'm not.

You see, as long computers are in existence, I will be too.

[That's not to say she can't be destroyed. It just means she can be destroyed over and over again. As long as there are traces in the mainframe, she can come back. It may just take her a while.]

[windfang]

[ If so, then she's just as powerful as the Gohma itself. As long as "Vlitra", the will of Gaea, exists; the Gohma will always be a threat to humanity. ]

Those who oppose peace will be subjected to defeat.

[chaoticvirus]

[ Then yes. I do suppose she is like the Gohma. How interesting. ]

You sound just like all those sprites.

What makes you think that you of all people can stop someone like me?

[windfang]

It's because I'm a "God".

[ He's definitely not joking. ]

As long as evil exists, I will be there to root it out.

[chaoticvirus]

Oh my. I'm so scared! [ Very sarcastically. ] What ever will I do?

/THEN HAVE A HATER ALL UP IN YOUR SECTOR

[alphanumeric]

I should've known you'd be back.

BRING IT ENZO! BRING IT! :D

[chaoticvirus]

Enzo! It's so nice to see a familiar face!

And come now. Did you really think I'd stay away? There's fun to be had and chaos to ensue!

/Brings it. And by "it", I mean Gun

[alphanumeric]

That's Matrix.

No, you're too insane to let something like total defragmentation stop you. But whatever it is you or your User mun have got planned, leave me out of it.

A gun. Really? Really?

[chaoticvirus]

[She cackles. Insanely.]

Come now Enzo. Now that you know I'm back, you can't help but be forced to keep an eye on me.

After all, don't want me destroying this new amazing world, do you?

Really

[alphanumeric]

Hn.

[She has a point. Not that he'll admit it]

Destroying was never really your style. Wherever you go, you'd just turn it into your own personal playground. [Not that that was much better]

[chaoticvirus]

[One point for Hex!]

And considering just how much this world has grown, I'll have so many playgrounds!

Won't it be just absolutely amazing?

[alphanumeric]

[Dryly:] Real pixilatious.

I pity the System that gets stuck with you next.

Been so long since I've even seen ReBoot. How am I doing so far?

[chaoticvirus]

[ A wild laughter escapes her. ]

I do too.

Very Season 1 flavored. Also, the whole series is up on YouTube.

[alphanumeric]

[He winces, not sure what was scarier. The laugh, or whatever it was in her mind that brought her to it.]

Still, better you than Megabyte. Probably.