Working towards Maison de Portes or homeless...

[istillbelieveinheroes]

Mundane. If you think you can’t handle my voice perhaps it is best to sit this one out. There is no reason to throw me into a haunted house to begin with. The others don’t need a babysitter. They need a life line out.

No. It doesn’t matter if you had my “voice” back around the first two movies. It is still “jumping on the bandwagon” to even consider it right now. Why not put the app down and back away. I have real work to do.

As a side note, no, you should not list “Darcy’s iPod” in the list of items on my person when I appear. Don’t pay attention to what the head mod says, pay attention to me. If you have to have an iPod on me then it is mine, not hers. Remember, that woman is not to be trusted. Her idea of "watchesyousleep" for a journal name was not amusing.

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[hotrodred]

...Retirement. Huh. Interesting way to look at it. [POKERFACE BECAUSE NO HE ISN'T SAD and no he doesn't secretly miss you, jerk.]

You think I'll be needing a babysitter? Pretty sure it's going to be the other way around. [As if, Tony. As if.]

[istillbelieveinheroes]

I've been having an interesting conversation with someone is all. They put it in 'perspective' you could say. [So. Not amused by it at all, but he's trying not to show that. --It's okay. We know you miss the guy]

You will always need a babysitter, Mr. Stark. I wonder if Darcy has her Tazer. I could trade her that for her ipod...

[Yeah, he went there.]

[also, he clears his throat and has to ask] Has Captain America shown up yet? [Yeah. captain America, not Rogers. Get over it--oh wait, ask about the others... to cover] Or Agent Romanoff? Barton? Please tell me it's not just you and Thor.

[hotrodred]

Hey, however you wanna look at it. It's not like you'd ever have retired anyways. I'm pretty sure you and Fury would've been hobbling around sticking your canes in everyone's business if possible.

[Coulson is probably right. Without Pepper or any of his AI, or SHIELD to bother him, Tony will be pretty lost.] Hey, I'm a big kid. I can take care of myself, and tazers don't work when I'm in the suit. Sorry to burst your bubble.

[Eyebrow raise.] Nope, Sailor Starspangle hasn't shown up yet. Sorry, I know you have a mancrush on him or whatever. So far, yeah, just me and Thor. [Which is okay, because even if Thor won't recognise him, he can still hopefully provoke him into a recharge when he needs one.] And Loki's lurking about in the shadows somewhere, my mun tells me. But I haven't seen him yet.

[istillbelieveinheroes]

It's always possible. [If possible, ha. He'll be a cozy throne in your side as long as he lives, Stark--oh]

How about something a bit bigger? [Que leaning on a rather large ugly gun: The Destroyer. Yep. His pull point will have him holding this baby. How's about them apples, Stark. Oh yes, he is smiling too] Not sure what it does yet but... [Or, well, he knows, as he knows the end of the movie, but IC Coulson won't know yet, oh ho]

[The disappointment on his face never showed. He kept the cool expression still.] I'm just getting an idea of who's already there, Stark. I suppose it would be too much to ask that you report to me when I get there and let me know what's going on? [Someone likes to be well informed. He has the feeling he'll have to ask Thor for information first :|... Oh, yes, Ignoring the Loki comment too.]