ok ok i'm up i don't like hiatus anyway

[berserkergang]

If you require sustenance, then eat, drink coffee. It is wonderful.

If your 'computer' is broken, then have it healed, or repaired, or whatever must be done if it is as necessary as you claim.

Enough of this dallying, it bores me so. Adventure waits for no man, little bard. The others would agree.

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[forbastards]

Take your time. Be still. Do not rush to stay my hand.

[berserkergang]

You do not get a say.

[forbastards]

But I always have so much to say.

[proved]

And what if the others have already gone and left you behind for taking so long?

[berserkergang]

Impossible. What of worth could ever happen in my absence?

[proved]

I would not know, considering you foist yourself onto one and all.

[ but on a more serious note. ]

It will be good to see you again, Thor.

[captainredwhiteblue]

I don't know anything about computers, but coffee's pretty swell.

[berserkergang]

Yes! And I believe my mundane feels the same way.

[ shut up blondie I TRIED TO FIX IT ]

[captainredwhiteblue]

Mine keeps saying stuff like she's gonna replace her entire blood supply with coffee. I think it's a joke. I hope it's a joke.

Guess I oughtta wish yours luck with the computer thing.

[fish]

Damn, everyone's so tall in here... I gotta combo break this before it gets outta control.

So yeah, mine won't do dick, either, and the computer's not even busted or anything. Lame. I coulda written my own shit like a hundred times by now.

[berserkergang]

Would that we could pen our own words and actions, most things would happen sooner.

What ails yours?

[fish]

Yeah, really. And then I wouldn't've lost any teeth, or, like... left the city just as, uh... ...stuff.

But I dunno, man, it's the usual bunch of whatever. Everyone's got a sob story, right?

[windfang]

Patience is a virtue practiced but rarely learned. It would be wise to let your mun rest rather than pester then into action.

[berserkergang]

Ha! I've tested my patience, and she has rested. It is time to do something else.

/snerk

[windfang]

...I see.

[ Congratulations, Son of Odin. You've managed to get a near "facepalm" from this Demigod. ]

Are you truly so bored or are you merely looking forward for your next battle?

[meanwhileback]

Look, you're like... the whitest man I have ever seen, and that's impressive and everything, but that doesn't make you right about everything, broheim. Sometimes bitches just need to chill out for a while. Adventure isn't easy.

[berserkergang]

If adventure were easy, it would also be dull, little maiden. In this, I am right.

[hotrodred]

Coffee is great. Coffee and Pop Tarts. I hear that's the breakfast of champions and of Norse gods.

[berserkergang]

I am told there are no easily attainable Poptarts in the part of Midgard my mundane resides. It saddens me. They are most appetising.

Mine had a notion we should meet, stranger.

[harrydresden]

I totally read that as 'cast heal'.

I don't pretend to get computers, mostly they just spark when I get near them but I think fixing them generally runs the big bucks. I feel your mundane's pain.

[berserkergang]

I see not their value, I will admit. Magic seems a simpler craft, and much more reliable.

[lionofolympus]

Mighty Thor! I think you overestimate how easy it is to fix those computers of theirs, Amadeus complains greatly about the little devices.

[berserkergang]

Hardly; it is no bigger than a book. How difficult could its reparation be?

[dieneidio]

That's the spirit!

[ go away, enfys. ]

[berserkergang]

Do you think so truly? Or do you make more jests, Enfys?