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[doubleblades]

Do you really think that after spending so long ignoring me, that I will just come back to you like nothing had happened? I can't say I missed you at all, but you certainly inconvenienced a lot of people by promising things you didn't follow through on.

[You're mad because you really wanted to do the things I promised I would. I'm sorry, Hubert...]

Now see here, Miss Mundane, I did not want to do any such thing that you had plans for!

[You're flustering... and lying...

Don't worry, Hubert! I'll finish Tales of Graces like I said I promised I would!]

I am not lying!

[Don't worry, we'll do something fun with you soon!]

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[doubleblades]

[He legitimately fears for your mundane.] Perhaps it has something to do with your unpredictable personality. I imagine that whatever she thinks, you find a way to involve it into your research.

[He totally doesn't analyze you like the creeper he is, Pascal, nope :|]

[thischickisbananas]

[Pouting.] I just wanna have a little fun, that's all! But she's all like [adopting a ridiculously high-pitched moe voice that sounds nothing like her mun] nooo, you're too much trouble, I can't deal with you! [Her shoulders suddenly slump and oh shit, is she actually sniffling now?] She...she doesn't even put me on memes these days... [Yeah, definitely sniffling. Might even be tearing up.] What was the point of adopting me if she wasn't going to let me do things?

[SHE IS SUCH A SAD PANDA RIGHT NOW. MAKE HER A NOT-SAD PANDA.]

[doubleblades]

I have unfortunately heard such things from others who have housed you. [And he honestly has to wonder if she's jumping from headspace to headspace at this point, trying to find a legitimate home.]

Some mundanes don't adopt their muses; we simply walk right in and make ourselves at home.

[Oh... wait, that wasn't how it was supposed to go. But he said it, so roll with it.]

However, if you wish to be heard, I know that you need to establish a presence in your mundane's headspace. Often they will try to drown you out, but there are instances when you can be heard and make your mark.

[Totally not speaking from experience, nope. :|]

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[thischickisbananas]

[Pascal pauses a bit in her distress to consider Hubert's words.]

To be heard...and make a mark...

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[thischickisbananas]

[Then her eyes light up with all of the blinding brilliance of a Pascal-conceived idea.]

Oh! So I should...like...sing loudly while drawing on the walls of her headspace with a sharpie, right?

[Her logics, they are invincible.]

[doubleblades]

No, that's not what I meant.

[Goodness, how does anyone think the way she does? It flabbergasts him! Then again, it's what he likes about her.]

I'm rather sure doing something like that would upset your mundane and lead you to being kicked out once more.

[Right, trying to explain things to her were worse than explaining things to a toddler...]

[thischickisbananas]

[Don't worry, Hubert, it flabbergasts her mun too. That's part of the problem here. :|c

Anyway. Pascal just harrumphs and crosses her arms.]

Then what d'ya think I should do? My mun's always busy with her main muse and other stuffaroos like that...

[doubleblades]

I honestly can't help you there. My mundane has a main muse as well, and she would prefer to pay attention to her. However, there are times when she feels the need to pay attention to others. It happened to be chance that she turned towards me once again. [Because mundane felt bad. |D]

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[thischickisbananas]

I see...our munmuns sure do a lot, don't they? Always got muses amblin' and shamblin' about in the headspace and --

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[thischickisbananas]

[SUDDENLY, A CHOIR OF ANGELIC BANANAS SINGING HALLELUJAH okay no not really but you get the picture]

Ooh, ooh, I know! I could build a machine that could let my mun more easily switch between muses! Then she won't have any excuses not to play me!

[oh my gods pascal that is so not going to work and anyway you'd just find a way to leave the machine in perma-pascal mode -- ]

[doubleblades]

If only there was such a contraption...

[Because his mun sure has heck can't change between muses at will a lot too, and it makes her sad. Pascal, tell Hubert's mun if you're successful! /not helping.]

[thischickisbananas]

Omigosh, I'll go build it right now! It'll be a piece of banana nut cake -- I bet it won't even take a week!

[It's going to take a lot longer than that, gurlfran. But hey, Pascal always was known for her optimism!

Also, hope you enjoy abandonment play, Oswell, 'cause she just ran off to start working on this latest idea of hers. B|;; You could try luring her back somehow, but you'd probably have better luck restraining a raging elephant with wet toilet paper. Just follow the bad B.O. emanating from this mun's headspace in a few days and you'll find her again.]

[doubleblades]

[And off she goes. Whelp, Hubert is honestly really unsure what to do other than follow that Pascal B.O. and see where it leads him. If only she would take a bath then maybe she'd be per--, no not finishing that thought.]