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[doubleblades]

Do you really think that after spending so long ignoring me, that I will just come back to you like nothing had happened? I can't say I missed you at all, but you certainly inconvenienced a lot of people by promising things you didn't follow through on.

[You're mad because you really wanted to do the things I promised I would. I'm sorry, Hubert...]

Now see here, Miss Mundane, I did not want to do any such thing that you had plans for!

[You're flustering... and lying...

Don't worry, Hubert! I'll finish Tales of Graces like I said I promised I would!]

I am not lying!

[Don't worry, we'll do something fun with you soon!]

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[doubleblades]

Perhaps not, but analyzing one's mundane can be proven useful. She gets bored of some concepts after a short time, and it's simply figuring out how to outwit her at this point and it honestly isn't that hard to do.

[I will think of something terrible to do to you, Hubert!]

Miss Mundane, you are intoxicated at the moment and I doubt there is anything you could do at this moment. Now, if you still hold interest in me in the next month, then perhaps I will have something to worry about. But for now, I do not fear your empty threats.

[There, see? He has this situation handled! Or so he thinks.]

[battlefever]

And if that doesn't work? Just wondering. You can run circles around her mentally all you want, but that isn't going to give you the upper hand. Keep talking like that and she'll never lose interest.

[ at this point, yuri almost feels bad for hubert's mun. go figure. ]

[doubleblades]

[Never feel bad for his mundane. ENCOURAGE HIM, TROLL HIM, YURI LOWELL! >D]

She's quite simple minded, so it's not terribly hard to gain the upper hand I need. You underestimate my abilities.

[Oh, mundane is going to like this. Prove to me that I can lose interest in you. Mwahahahaha!]

[battlefever]

Simple minded, huh? You know, I bet you could. It'd take some work, sure, but who's to say it wouldn't pay off? [ wait, he's going to pause to pretend to give it some thought. one beat, two beats, three --

and then he starts again, not even trying to hide the amusement he's gleaning from this. ] I bet plotting against her would do the trick. Or, hey, you could always puff up your chest and give intimidating her your best shot. [ a grin and something of a shrug. unhelpful on purpose? yuri? perish the thought. ] Works for some birds.

[doubleblades]

[Just... this face.]

I presume that this is your attempt at sarcasm. Though it also sounds like advice my brother would give.

[You Tales heroes stick together, okay?]

[battlefever]

[ mission accomplished. ]

Tough crowd. Maybe your brother's on the right track. [ not that he wasn't being sarcastic, but. ] Couldn't hurt to be a little more flexible, kid. You're gonna be awfully miserable if you take everything so seriously.

[doubleblades]

I don't see why I shouldn't be serious. Seeing those that are reckless destroy their own lives, I can't help but react to situations the way I do.

[Being adopted off may have had something to do with it, too, but, bah, that's all in the past. He'll angst over it when he's alone.]