being apped at exitvoid in july | canon is halo 3

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Definitely not what I meant when I said "wake me when you need me".

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[blackfour]

[ ew gross who is this loser ]

Sounds like you should've been more specific.

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

(argh who invited you.)

Didn't think that I had to be at the time.

[daisy023]

Something else would've woken you.

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

That someone would have been Cortana.

[daisy023]

Sometimes it's better than just sleeping.

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Floating around in deep space doesn't give you that many options.

[daisy023]

Other fates have less.

[...]

Not that going into a game will be easy. But it's a better option.

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

If you want to put it that way.

It's survival there, it's just something I do best.

[noblefive]

And I thought I was the lazy one.

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Not something to aspire to.

[noblefive]

Just because I outrank you, doesn't mean you need to follow my example, John. [Amused SPARTAN is amused.]

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

(WELP.) I'll resist the urge to, Chief.

[noblefive]

And you can drop the whole Chief thing. You're still the leader.

SORRY I WAS WITHOUT INTERNET FOR A WEEK

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

I was just trying to make you feel better.

[lonenoble]

They never listen. Ever.

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Nice to see that things haven't changed.

[lonenoble]

So, heading to a game?

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Unfortunately.

[lonenoble]

Could be worse.

SORRY I HAD NO INTERNET FOR A WEEK

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

It always goes downhill from there.

[dominion_war_graduate]

I can relate.

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

It seems to be a common thing.

[dominion_war_graduate]

All too common. I could build a whole Starfleet database out of instances of muns taking liberties with us.

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

That isn't necessarily good.

[dominion_war_graduate]

No, it's really not. More 'unfortunate', really.

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

I don't know if you have a different definition of the word, but I'm sticking with the "no good" version of it.

[rip_pinkytoe]

What did you mean, then? Did you sleep in too late? I do that, sometimes. Actually, all the time. Actually, every time.

Why are you wearing green? Are you on the Green Team? I've never heard of that. I bet it's not as cool as the Blue Team -- Wait! Green and purple make... blue...You must be on the Blue Team!

And I'm on the Blue Team!

We are on the saaaame team!

So you will call me sir and I will call you the new guy because I am a private and also a guy and you are new and I think you might be a guy, so that is why you will call me sir, because that would be weird if you called me ma'am because I am a not girl, but are you a girl? One time I met this girl who sounded like a guy, but she turned out to be a very, very scary lady instead and I think I kind of hope you don't turn out to be like her.

2/2

[rip_pinkytoe]

Myyyy name is Caboose!

/threadjacking, because lolwut

[noblefive]

...

[blank stare]

Never heard of you.

caboose meeting real halo characters /dream come true~

[rip_pinkytoe]

And noooow you have!

/bows. Glad I could help!

[noblefive]

...And I don't think I wanted to.

Who are you? One of those Freelancers?

XD

[rip_pinkytoe]

I'm Private Caboose of the Red Team!

No. Wait.

Blue Team!

I do not think that I am a Freelancer -- those guys seem to be good at stuff and they kill things that they are supposed to and then they are paid for it. I have only killed things I have not meant to kill and also then I never get paid for it.

I crave canon and sorta-canonmates out of games. We're a rare breed.

[noblefive]

...Well, private, that probably explains a lot.

[He's... probably going to wait a bit to drop rank on this sucker. Jorge is a bit of a troll like that.]

indeed, we are!

[rip_pinkytoe]

Are you on the Blue Team, too? Because then we can be friends. If you are, then you would have the be the newer guy, since the green guy is the new guy. And I am sir!

If you are not then we cannot be friends.

... Buuuut you can still call me sir.

[ Jorge might have to explain the ranking system to Caboose, since he's forgotten everything except "private" by now -- in fact, he probably forgot what "private" even means... ]

[noblefive]

I think you'll find that me and the Chief are "sir", and you're "Private."

[Amused, here.]

See, the "green guy" is a Master Chief Petty Officer, and I'm a Chief Warrant Officer. All of those outrank a mere Private. And I'm pretty sure we've been around longer than you.

[Both Jorge and John have at least 30 years on their Service Records.]

hahahahahahhahahahahah

[rip_pinkytoe]

[ Caboose just.

Stares at you. And then... ]

.... Naaaah! I'm a private!

[ He says it like it's the highest rank in the world. ]

Jorge is pretty patient. XD

[noblefive]

Exactly.

Private's the lowest rank, apart from Recruit.

[Folding his arms.]

Chief Warrant Officer Noble Five, UNSC SPECWAR Team 3. "Sir" or "Chief" will do, Private.

[Yes, that is all 7'8" of a SPARTAN-II in front of you, Caboose.]

haha, i hope so. this is CABOOSE. XD

[rip_pinkytoe]

[ And Caboose just... stares some more. He also didn't catch half of that. ]

Ummm... I think I prefer Chief. That makes me sound like I'm in charge of stuff!

[ Yes, he thinks we're talking about him. ]

Of course, he'll eventually resort to the military method of hitting 'til it works.

[noblefive]

[Okay. Different tactic.]

I'm the man with the big gun, got it? You listen to the man with the big gun.

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

(you guys this is really embarrassing.)

When has that ever worked? (it hasn't with them, at least.)

[rip_pinkytoe]

[ Caboose doesn't hear the Chief, because it took him that time, plus another ten seconds to almost understand what Jorge was getting that. But no, he still doesn't get it. ]

I can hear the man with the big gun. [ He nods, pretending he gets it, though. ]

2/2

[rip_pinkytoe]

[ He looks over, oh hi Chief. Caboose whispers to him. ]

That is a man with a big gun and I can hear him very well because I am very close to him.

i can't handle this

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

I can see why they woke me up.

[noblefive]

[Despondant sigh.]

If this is the state we get into, I'm glad they woke you, too.

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Too bad they didn't bring me back from deep space quick enough.

(1/2)

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

(that just happened, didn't it?)

There is no team-

(2/2)

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Caboose.

[rip_pinkytoe]

[ Caboose gives a look. It's like somebody just said the sky is not yellow, when he can look and see and it clearly is -- not wait it, isn't. But anyways. He just knows you are wrong. ]

You don't know a whole lot about this war, do you? Ha. Ha. That is okay.

I will tell you aaaall about it!

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

(if chief was the sort of guy to you know, let you know what his facial expression is, he'd show that it was a little confused.)

I'm sure you'll tell me all about it. (that means tell him all about it. last he remembered arbiter went through the portal and that should have been the end of that)