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[lunging]

Well, I couldn't imagine letting the fair Lady Sif run around for too long without myself there, Mortal. She really can't stand to be on her own without one of the Warriors Three! The Dashing simply must go by her side, and Thor's as well. It's completely unfair to expect them to manage on their own, even if Loki is there to be the voice of [...] reason.

Not being there is an insult, you see. I won't stand to be insulted, it is just not the way of Asgard.

Clearly you need to do what must be done in order to secure myself there. Off you go!

Comments

[sorcerous]

Rest assured, my dearest Fandral, that the Voice of Reason is a role that has yet to be filled.

[lunging]

Oh. Oh, well then.

[That's not witty, Fandral.]

All the more reason for me to come along!

[sorcerous]

I suspect, regardless of your arrival, that we will still feel a terrible lack.

[lunging]

Do not look for me to make up for it, for anything lacking can only relate to Volstagg's great girth, and I am not about to fill up the role of anything as great as his girth.

[sorcerous]

All the better that he isn't here; he would eat the villagers out of house and home.

[lunging]

...that is, in all likelihood, a very accurate statement.

[Pause.]

And you, my friend? How do you fare in this...enamel place?

[It's all about white teeth with Fandral.]

[sorcerous]

I've been turned into a feral wolf.

[ ...hey, you asked. ]

[amoralize]

Fandral the Voluminous cannot let a woman fend for herself?

oh man did i drop our thread with volstagg children?

[lunging]

Not if that woman be the Lady Sif. She needs me, you see. Balance her out, stop her from being so rash and [stupid] ...even more rash.

it's chill!

[amoralize]

You mean, stop her from swatting those who would swat back ten-fold power.

do you want me to tag/continue it?

[lunging]

...in essence, yes. That is part of it. A big part, actually.

nah. it's okay. ya got game tags to do!

[amoralize]

Fandral, she once swung a mace at a troll. Then became surprised when it started to chase her.

NEXT TIME

[lunging]

Oh, I know.

This is why I must be with her. I'm surprised she's lasted this long on her own, it's really baffling.

[ladysarmour]

I'm sure the king means you no insult.

[lunging]

Which king?

[brosif]

Am I so helpless?

[lunging]

[DON'T LOOK UP AT THE OTHER THREADS OH GOSH SIF NOOOO]

Nay, not helpless. Brash is more like it.

[brosif]

[Que? NO COMMENT.]

Brash? I just led an army of laymen to defend the castle against such beasts as even I had never before seen. There is nothing brash in that.

Of course...if you are jealous of my adventures and desire to be a part of them, I do understand.

[lunging]

[omg Sif don't be so stubborn]

You have been brash—jealous? Jealous? No. Simply...astounded you'd think to do such things without me with you. Insulted, actually.

[brosif]

[no idea what you are talking about bro]

Well. Next time I am trapped in a strange world and its beasts are attacking innocent townspeople, I shall be sure to wait for your presence until saving lives.

[lunging]

[He's the dumb one, Sif, you can't pull it off like he can.]

That's more like it!

[thoreal]

Fandral, my friend, this world would only be bettered by your presence.

And Sif, too, no matter what she has to say about it.

[lunging]

[Oh gosh, buddy, have you seen how pissed of she is right now? Best not to talk about her any further.]

And you, my friend? Would the Mighty Thor be bettered as well?

[thoreal]

[HA HA HA Thor is not afraid of her mostly only sometimes.]

Could I be anything else? As long as Asgard is safe in my absence, the Warriors Three are welcome in any world I find myself in.

[lunging]

[Don't lie, bro, you totally are.]

Then all is as it should be. I will see that my mortal sees to this "application" and work my way to be by your side yet again!