stupid!Luke makes his DW debut...canon point is pre-Empire

[not_a_farmer]

Oh c'mon. It wasn't bad enough that you dragged me through that other place, but now I have to be here too?

I have important things to do! The Rebels need me!

[Deep shouldered sigh.]

Well, at least maybe someone here will tell me the "big secret?"

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[neverjoinyou]

Trust me. You don't want to know.

[tattling]

LUKE SKYWALKER! AWESOME!!!

Can I borrow your lightsaber?

[sandwormie]

Um...

Hi again.

[This is still awkward.]

[obiwankenobi]

Oh, muns are good at that. Taking you away from your duties, never telling you anything-- but I'm sure you'll find out the "big secret" eventually. They also enjoy those sorts of revelations at the worst possible moment.

Idiot Mun accidentally deactivated notify!

[not_a_farmer]

How do you know my name?

Idiot Mun accidentally deactivated notify!

[not_a_farmer]

[Excuse Luke while he just stares in surprise for a second.]

W-what...what is this?

Idiot Mun accidentally deactivated notify!

[not_a_farmer]

Do we know each other?

Idiot Mun accidentally deactivated notify!

[not_a_farmer]

Oh. Um. Hi.

Idiot Mun accidentally deactivated notify!

[not_a_farmer]

Worst possible moment? What do you mean?

[sandwormie]

Yeah, my mun did that once on a post where she was asking for help. It was awkward.

[...you're not supposed to notice the subject lines.]

I do what I want.

[not_a_farmer]

Awkward is definitely the right word.

[sandwormie]

Maybe she'll take it as a lesson in humility! Those are good for people. Makes them stop to think more.

[and you never need those yourself, o wise one?]

'Course not. I know my limits.

[he's partly serious.]

[not_a_farmer]

[Luke chuckles softly.]

We all need those sometimes.

[sandwormie]

Maybe.

...Hey, I hate spoilers, but I gotta know. Does Biggs leave Tatooine? Does Tank? 'Cause they're the only other two people I know who want to leave, but they're old enough now and they haven't. I think Biggs' girlfriend doesn't want him to go.

[...Biggs' girlfriend Kandji gets killed by Tusken Raiders. Tank joins the Empire, pretends to defect to the Alliance and betrays it, can't bring himself to kill Luke, and helps save Leia before apparently dying.]

[This is a very tragic life.]

[not_a_farmer]

Oh...yeah. Th-they do.

[sandwormie]

...It's not good, is it.

It's stuff I don't want to know.

[not_a_farmer]

They...they both did some...brave things.

[sandwormie]

I... right.

[not_a_farmer]

Yeah...

[sandwormie]

You'd think I'd know better than to ask. Maybe I am stupid.

[not_a_farmer]

We're not stupid!

It's...it's our life...lives...whatever.

[sandwormie]

Because I want to know but then none of it's good. None of it.

...Except like meeting Leia and other future-people, I guess. Still.

[not_a_farmer]

Leia's definitely good. And Han and Chewy. There's lots of great stuff to look forward to.

[sandwormie]

And Zekk! And Jacen and Jaina. Maybe Anakin, but I dunno, he kinda...

-Anyway those're future-Jedi I met in a game.

[not_a_farmer]

I met someone named Jacen!

He was...angry?